tirtle 's definitions

Gigunda shit

A bowel movement of extraordinary volume.

Oh, God, I took a gigunda shit after eating too much.

by tirtle May 29, 2018

Hillaremails

A communication that includes all manners of personal and professional information regardless of who reads it.

I was fired from work because I sent too many hillaremails.

by tirtle October 30, 2016

cumbersome dump

The result of a heavy buildup of excrement after binge eating. From the Italian gigunda shit.

Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.

by tirtle April 27, 2017

Youse all wanna coffee?

Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.

We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?

by tirtle June 28, 2018

Fuck of shit

The absolute worst thing you can call someone. Lower than whale shit, worse than the sweat of your balls. A lowlife who thinks they are king shit.

Look at that old ginzo. He thinks he's the real fuck of shit.

by tirtle April 20, 2017

shit advice

What Donald Trump gets from his advisors.

``Hey boss, I got some shit advice for you, don't let nobody in the country.''

by tirtle January 31, 2017

assnic cleansing

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.

The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing

by tirtle March 28, 2017