Urban Dictionary: Definitions by tirtle

shiite the bed

The act of screwing up Middle East relationships.

When his Muslim travel ban was overturned, Donald Trump shiite the bed .

shiite the bed by tirtle November 24, 2017

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the underbelly cooter-scooter of a female being.

I asked Emily if i could eat her lady knob and she said no.

lady knob by tirtle August 6, 2017

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The result of a heavy buildup of excrement after binge eating. From the Italian gigunda shit.

Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.

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The rather large excrement emanating from North Korea's leader

North Korea's has a special force to clean up Kim Jung dung from the streets.

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The absolute worst thing you can call someone. Lower than whale shit, worse than the sweat of your balls. A lowlife who thinks they are king shit.

Look at that old ginzo. He thinks he's the real fuck of shit.

Fuck of shit by tirtle April 20, 2017

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Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

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The area between the male protuberance and the rectal sphere

I've had some pain lately in my dick gutwillig

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