tintle's definitions

conan obrien

The funniest man on late night, much funnier than Jay Leno, and a trillion times funnier than David Letterman.

-I'm watching Leno.
-You poopface, the real laughs don't come until you enter the "Cone Zone!"

by tintle September 11, 2004

Avril Lavinge

Ruined everything!!!!!!!!!!!
Avril Lavigne, the loser moron cick rocker that she is has people asking me when I tell them i like punk music, "Oh that Avril Lavigne stuff?" No No no no no no no aggghhhhhagghhhahahahahahahahaha i hope she dies of death and goes straight to hell

-hnfzjkbdvnmxv czdvcvmdzfnsx

i hate that bitch!!!!!!!!!!

by tintle September 23, 2004

Somewhere in time

best movie ever

Somewhere in time kicks ass

by tintle December 6, 2003

nofx

one kick ass punk band

-NOFX is stupid cause they don't sing about girls.
-You're stupid because, well I don't know but you are!

by tintle September 11, 2004

fox news

Why am I not surprised that a person who uses the words "commie fag" is a fox news watcher. Silly silly people.

-I'm informed because I watch Fox news
-That's nice (yawn)

by tintle October 14, 2004

mike dirnt

One of the best bassist alive, and also the creator of the new Mike Dirnt P-bass, which is the most comfortable, and playable bass ever.

-Billie Joe may write the songs, but no one grimaces like Mike fucking Dirnt!

by tintle January 15, 2005

The Beatles

To the stupid Linkin Park fan: If you told Linkin Park they were better than the Beatles, they'd probably kick your ass themselves. Idiot.

-The Beatles suck, I listen prefer the screeching sound of Linkin Park!

by tintle January 15, 2005