edgar allen poe

One of the greatest authors in american history. If they ever make a movie based on his life I could see Johnny Depp in the lead role.

-Edgar Allen Poe is cool
-Yes he is.

by tintle September 11, 2004

conan obrien

The funniest man on late night, much funnier than Jay Leno, and a trillion times funnier than David Letterman.

-I'm watching Leno.
-You poopface, the real laughs don't come until you enter the "Cone Zone!"

by tintle September 11, 2004

mike dirnt

One of the best bassist alive, and also the creator of the new Mike Dirnt P-bass, which is the most comfortable, and playable bass ever.

-Billie Joe may write the songs, but no one grimaces like Mike fucking Dirnt!

by tintle January 15, 2005

nofx

one kick ass punk band

-NOFX is stupid cause they don't sing about girls.
-You're stupid because, well I don't know but you are!

by tintle September 11, 2004

Avril Lavinge

Ruined everything!!!!!!!!!!!
Avril Lavigne, the loser moron cick rocker that she is has people asking me when I tell them i like punk music, "Oh that Avril Lavigne stuff?" No No no no no no no aggghhhhhagghhhahahahahahahahaha i hope she dies of death and goes straight to hell

-hnfzjkbdvnmxv czdvcvmdzfnsx

i hate that bitch!!!!!!!!!!

by tintle September 23, 2004

story of the year

a good as fuck band who aren't phonies. Their lead singer was the nicest guy I've ever met.

i love anthem of our dying day

by tintle March 01, 2004

Avril

the worst "musician" in the world, and I use that term lightly. No matter what your tatse in music, we can all pretty much agree that avril sucks dick

-I love avril so much cause im a free spirit
-Oh I have a free spirit too. Lemme find it and stick it up your ass you fucking cocksucker.

by tintle December 06, 2003