conan obrien

The funniest man on late night, much funnier than Jay Leno, and a trillion times funnier than David Letterman.

-I'm watching Leno.
-You poopface, the real laughs don't come until you enter the "Cone Zone!"

by tintle September 12, 2004

Nickelodeon

A channel that has sold out to the max. Used to have great shows like salute your shorts, pete and pete, and doug. Now they have these stupid mindless cartoons that would put a kid with adhd to sleep.

6 year old kid: Nickelodeon is my favorite channel!

Me: My young friend, you shall never know.

by tintle September 12, 2004

fox news

Why am I not surprised that a person who uses the words "commie fag" is a fox news watcher. Silly silly people.

-I'm informed because I watch Fox news
-That's nice (yawn)

by tintle October 14, 2004

Avril Lavinge

Ruined everything!!!!!!!!!!!
Avril Lavigne, the loser moron cick rocker that she is has people asking me when I tell them i like punk music, "Oh that Avril Lavigne stuff?" No No no no no no no aggghhhhhagghhhahahahahahahahaha i hope she dies of death and goes straight to hell

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i hate that bitch!!!!!!!!!!

by tintle September 23, 2004

story of the year

a good as fuck band who aren't phonies. Their lead singer was the nicest guy I've ever met.

i love anthem of our dying day

by tintle March 02, 2004

preppy

A word that people misunderstand. I myself do not wear that type of clothing, but being preppy is an attitude not what clothes you wear. I am a punk but it doesn't mean I hate people who wear hollister or anything, and those that do are the real preps.

-Oh man, he's a loser, he's wearing abercrombie and fitch!
-And?!?

by tintle September 11, 2004

edgar allen poe

One of the greatest authors in american history. If they ever make a movie based on his life I could see Johnny Depp in the lead role.

-Edgar Allen Poe is cool
-Yes he is.

by tintle September 12, 2004