tinkerbell dan

a keyboard player who trips over cables and does a very gay looking "step" in the stumble.

Whoa!! Did you see how faggy he looked when he stumbled?? That was a real 'Tinkerbell Dan'!!

by tink May 13, 2005

schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before

by tink July 19, 2004

wank cramp

Brought on by too much activity below the belt line! Results in a dull pain in the area of the gouche.

Man, i knocked out tuns last nite and now i ave got wank cramp! dude it went bloody every where!

by Tink September 14, 2003

goffniks

what the rudeboys call the goths

muddafukin goffniks

by tink May 03, 2004

Quare

Quare is often used as 'peculiar' in rural parts of the United States.

Andrew refuses to eat his greenbeans for no apparent reason, therefore his parents say he is just being quare.

by Tink October 29, 2003

keeks

100% lovable freaky girl

someone like my bestest friend

by Tink January 27, 2005

Snooker Von Arwenhoser

Arwen's Pirate alter ego. Captian of the S.S. BathroomSink; sailing The Seven Rooms, in search of burried treasure. Arch rival of Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas.

Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser ordered his first mate, Mousey the Weedwacker to return fire!

by Tink January 24, 2005