arctic wolf syndrome

Sufferers of Arctic Wolf Syndrom find themselves waking up in a strange bed, but not alone. Someone else is with them and is on top of their arm. The afflicted would rather chew off their own arm than move it, and risk waking up the other person.

Watch out bro, you don't want to leave with them, I know it's been a while but I wouldn't want you to wake up with Arctic Wolf Syndrome

by timsworld December 06, 2020

DOD

Disciple of Dan. Follower of the church of dan.

Dan's coming by this evening, all the DODs will be there.

by timsworld December 10, 2020

wwgtd

What would Greta Thurnberg Do?

You should sell that gas guzzler dude, come on, wwgtd?

by timsworld July 03, 2020

Salient

Parts that stick out.

I'd like to see Casandra's salient points in a sweater.

by timsworld October 03, 2020

wuhanphobia

the fear of anything branded wuhan, the people, the place, items produced in wuhan, and fear of any sentence that contains wuhan.

Don't let your wuhanphobia make you stutter listing places in Asia.

by timsworld June 16, 2020

mortipride

Proud and ashamed at the same time.

When my daughter won the wet t-shirt contest I felt mortipride.

by timsworld January 08, 2020

matriarchaphobia

older women fearing that their bodies cant do what they used to be able to...

It was Mables 45th birthday, and the spanks she got from her girlfriends left her feeling a touch of matriarchaphobia as she realized it would take longer, this time, for the bruises to heal.

by timsworld June 16, 2020