timsworld's definitions

arctic wolf syndrome

You wake up in the morning in a strangers bed. A stranger you met the night before when your judgement was compromised. The stranger is sleeping on your arm. You would rather chew your own arm off than move it and chance waking them up. You have Artcic Wolf Syndrome.

Wing-man to Player: "Whatch-out there, you don't want to wake up with Arctic wolf syndrome."

by timsworld December 10, 2020

Bum Cloth

A clean piece of cloth that started life as a face cloth but was relegated to use with the nether regions and as such, does not deserve the moniker of face cloth.
Used in communal bathing events like among young siblings.

Don't mix up the face cloth and the bum cloth.

by timsworld July 18, 2019

wuhanphobia

the fear of anything branded wuhan, the people, the place, items produced in wuhan, and fear of any sentence that contains wuhan.

Don't let your wuhanphobia make you stutter listing places in Asia.

by timsworld June 16, 2020

mortipride

Proud and ashamed at the same time.

When my daughter won the wet t-shirt contest I felt mortipride.

by timsworld January 8, 2020

matriarchaphobia

older women fearing that their bodies cant do what they used to be able to...

It was Mables 45th birthday, and the spanks she got from her girlfriends left her feeling a touch of matriarchaphobia as she realized it would take longer, this time, for the bruises to heal.

by timsworld June 16, 2020