timsworld's definitions

ominous

an indication of difficult times ahead.

While my wife is on the phone she keeps saying to the other person, "Well, I'll have to discuss that with Tim", so ominous.

by timsworld July 16, 2020

arctic wolf syndrome

You wake up in the morning in a strangers bed. A stranger you met the night before when your judgement was compromised. The stranger is sleeping on your arm. You would rather chew your own arm off than move it and chance waking them up. You have Artcic Wolf Syndrome.

Wing-man to Player: "Whatch-out there, you don't want to wake up with Arctic wolf syndrome."

by timsworld December 10, 2020

wuhanphobia

the fear of anything branded wuhan, the people, the place, items produced in wuhan, and fear of any sentence that contains wuhan.

Don't let your wuhanphobia make you stutter listing places in Asia.

by timsworld June 16, 2020

carpet nozzle

Your nose.

You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.

by timsworld July 30, 2020

Salient

Parts that stick out.

I'd like to see Casandra's salient points in a sweater.

by timsworld October 3, 2020