12 definitions by timsworld

carpet nozzle

Your nose.
You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.
by timsworld July 30, 2020
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Bum Cloth

A clean piece of cloth that started life as a face cloth but was relegated to use with the nether regions and as such, does not deserve the moniker of face cloth.
Used in communal bathing events like among young siblings.
Don't mix up the face cloth and the bum cloth.
by timsworld July 19, 2019
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mortipride

Proud and ashamed at the same time.
When my daughter won the wet t-shirt contest I felt mortipride.
by timsworld January 9, 2020
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arctic wolf syndrome

Sufferers of Arctic Wolf Syndrom find themselves waking up in a strange bed, but not alone. Someone else is with them and is on top of their arm. The afflicted would rather chew off their own arm than move it, and risk waking up the other person.
Watch out bro, you don't want to leave with them, I know it's been a while but I wouldn't want you to wake up with Arctic Wolf Syndrome
by timsworld December 6, 2020
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arctic wolf syndrome

You wake up in the morning in a strangers bed. A stranger you met the night before when your judgement was compromised. The stranger is sleeping on your arm. You would rather chew your own arm off than move it and chance waking them up. You have Artcic Wolf Syndrome.
Wing-man to Player: "Whatch-out there, you don't want to wake up with Arctic wolf syndrome."
by timsworld December 10, 2020
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