redhead

Lovers of freak shows

The red headed girl loved the boy with an unusually large vain on his head

by timmay December 15, 2003

light shifter

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.

Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.

by timmay September 01, 2004

jelly dong

a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.

To avoid getting the ass clap, steve used a massive jelly dong on his playmate roger.

by timmay January 17, 2004

Worst One

Microsoft Office Spell Check

I tried to spell check my email, but I had to cross reference the word I wanted to use with m-w.com because Office spell check is the worst one.

by Timmay June 23, 2003

dinktoucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dinktoucher

by Timmay January 17, 2005

dink toucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dink toucher

by Timmay September 15, 2007

espagniola

see "pearl necklace"

by timmay July 22, 2003