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sillyboy harness

A harness or leash for toddlers or unruly little tykes that a parent puts on the child while on outtings or shopping events to prevent the youngsters from becoming lost or getting into mischief.
Nancy's little brat goes wild when she takes him to the mall so she has to put a sillyboy harness on him to keep from having to chase him all over the place while she shops.
by timjb1 January 10, 2008
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Nig Alert

Similar to a (Sig Alert). A Nig Alert is a warning to the public that members of the African American community are upset over a court ruling or a jury decison in a court case that they do not agree with, thus prompting them to demonstrate or cause civil unrest.
The jury just came back with a not guilty verdict on that white deputy that was charged with roughing up the black gangbanger, someone better issue a Nig Alert.
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
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tugging on the crank

Tugging is a term for masturbation and the crank is a penis.

Can also be used as "tugging his crank, tugging the crank, tugging my crank, etc."
If my old lady don't start putting out, I'm gonna start tugging on the crank.

Nancy prefers tugging on the crank over screwing.

Larry got caught tugging on the crank again in the restroom and faces another lewd conduct charge.
by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006
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fashion felony

To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.
Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
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stink shirt

A male of middle eastern decent who does not bathe or use deoderant frequently that will typically wear disco type shirts made up of nylon or rayon with the top buttons unbuttoned. The type of fabric harbors the bacteria and body odor which makes the person and wearer quite pungent and aromatic.
Lets get out of this disco, the stink shirts are here.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
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