tim's definitions

joshing

To pleasure oneself

She told him joshing would make him go blind.

by Tim November 16, 2003

plaier

The way the Aldo Says "Player"

?Que Paso Plaier ??!

by Tim July 9, 2004

Your mum

A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.

Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'

Person 2:'your mum'

by Tim December 3, 2003

nuidge

to be a nag or nagging. slightly yet predominately on someone's back

Joey, I don't mean to be a "NUIDGE" but can take out the trash.

by Tim June 19, 2006

nerfington

a person with a large gut, pear shaped body, who is ignorant and clumsy.

Some fat guy wearing a fanny pack at Magic Mountain

by Tim December 24, 2002

Helm

(n.), an english term used to describe one who has an overwhelming flow of chest hair. (v.) the act of growing an overwhelming flow of chest hair.

(n.) Look at that guy, his chest is so hairy. He is a Helm.
(v.) His chest is hairy because he starting helming at such a young age.

by tim May 27, 2004

Buttbaby

A person conceived via anal sex as opposed to vaginal sex that is as a result hideously disfigured to the point of heinousness.

Phil is a buttbaby and he therefore is fucked up looking.

by Tim November 3, 2004