tim's definitions

firewood

Term used for the patheic pieces of wood with wheels used by 'plank wanks'.

i'm going to shove all that firewood on my bonfire.

by Tim August 7, 2003

ambian

prescripted drug to put you down for a good 8 ours

11 straight hours of work...time for ambian for a good beddy-bye.

by tim August 31, 2005

the streets

I often tell my friends there are only two good rappists (sic). "Who, Vanilla Ice and Eminem?" "No, Weird Al and The Streets." There's just something uniquely amazing and beautiful about rapping in proper English.

"Cuttin' the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick"

"Oh the pizza's here, could someone let him in please?
We didn't order chicken.
Not a problem we'll pick it out.
I doubt he meant to mess us about.
After all, we're all men here, not louts."

by Tim May 10, 2004

aundre

Dick
Dre Is A DICK

Dre Is A DICK

He Is A Dre

by Tim May 26, 2004

pheng

big asian man, likes the cock, sucks at diablo, and jacks off to Final Fantasy characters

Pheng is gay.

by tim January 7, 2004

shrooming

To trip on shrooms.

I was frying balls. I shroomed so hard I thought the orange frisbee was a god.

by Tim March 13, 2003

old balls

An young man who has extemely old charastics, also see Todd Wilson

Has anyone seen old ball lately?

by Tim April 12, 2005