tim's definitions

nunfer

Getting a blowjob without having to give anything in return. All for you NUN-FER her.

Sorry I was late to the meeting my wife was giving me a nunfer this morning.

by Tim May 7, 2003

yankbadger

a stereotypical american, loves anything thats big pollutes the atmosphere and if it makes him fatter all the better, general retred

"that yankbadger built a car with a groundclearance of 5 feet

by tim January 6, 2005

Misha

A lil girl who thinks her sister is Jabba the Hutt, she hates her family and she luffs her dogs and her piggy Octopus!

"Misha is so cool!"

by Tim February 9, 2004

Dirty Blunderbuss

When a guy is giving it to a girl in the ass, and he pulls out and she gives him head.

I gave her a Dirty Blunderbuss last night.

by Tim September 12, 2007

mutterfly

the pinacle of rock music (band)

jesus fuck, mutterfly are good

by tim November 1, 2003

Metal

It is a waste of time to try and classify all of the bands in the world but if you did most of the good ones would come under the group heading of METAL.

Punk (im talkingh real punk, not 'my girlfriend left me' shit) is kind of like metal except with most of the goodness talken out and replaced with Dee-dee Ramone (who has a face so hideous that when he looked in the mirror he died) and is therefore rarely ever good.

Dark Throne is not metal, see its definition for details.

'Heavy metal is the law'

'I am quite gay, i am going to listen to some non-metal'

by Tim December 3, 2003

newgaze

A late-90's, early-00's genre of music that picks up where showgaze left off. Still characterized by layers of guitar washing over the listener, but enfused with a post-grunge energy.

Waterline Drift is a great newgaze band.

by Tim November 6, 2003