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smartphone

a small palm os pda knock-off that fits in your pocket. often is called an "i phone" or "android phone". often used to look at porn and used by big tech companies to track you 24/7/365/3652 days a year.
guy1: hey bill, have you heard of the i phone 14?
guy2: oh, that stupid smartphone?
by tiktok_sucks!!! September 14, 2022
mugGet the smartphonemug.

iphone

a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.

also used to play garbage moblie games.
jim: hey, bob got a new iphone.
jimmy: what does use it for?
jim: to play weird mobile games.
by tiktok_sucks!!! September 20, 2022
mugGet the iphonemug.

quandale dingle

a black guy with a deformed monkey nose that says "goofy ahh". annoying as hell and everyone says goofy ahh now even though its a slang for goofy ass....
he always make these weird meme videos about "hey guys quandale dingle my brother put his head in the blender AAAJJHHH" its annoying as fuck and people wont shut up about him.
anthony: ahhhh
joe: please shut up, its annoying.
anthony: quandale dingle ahh
joe: wtf
by tiktok_sucks!!! September 22, 2022
mugGet the quandale dinglemug.

ASUS eee pc

the only netbook thats worth buying, but won't recomend for personal use.
bob: hey you heard of joe, he got a netbook.
robert: which one?
bob: ASUS eee pc
robert: oh, he did a good thing.
by tiktok_sucks!!! September 13, 2022
mugGet the ASUS eee pcmug.

math

a subject that makes you fail school and makes you live under a bridge for the rest of your life
joe: hey billy, you know about the math test?
billy: no
joe: this math quiz is worth 100% of our grade

*later*
billy: i got an 0/24
joe: i got an 24/24
billy: crap
by tiktok_sucks!!! November 1, 2022
mugGet the mathmug.

snapchat kid

a degenerate, who spends half of their day on snapchat, texting slang to their "besties"
guy1: what is he doing

guy2: im pretty sure hes a snapchat kid
by tiktok_sucks!!! September 7, 2022
mugGet the snapchat kidmug.

uncanny

to become mysterious, heavily used in "mr incredible becoming uncanny"
mr incredible becoming uncanny, *disturbing facts*
by tiktok_sucks!!! January 28, 2022
mugGet the uncannymug.

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