when one is eating and is provoked by something funny which causes them to laugh and expel said food out of nasal passages; may also come out of mouth. also applies to liquids.
dood i was eating my lunch at school and this chick said somethign hilarious and i totally snarfed sandwich all over the place
by tiki June 30, 2004
A snitch, tattletale, a rat, basically someone who tells all your business, that one person who will tell the cops on you first chance they get.
Kid A: "Yo, you gotta talk to your girl, man, she's a straight up <i>stool pidgeon</i>."
Kid B: "Why you say that?"
Kid A: "She went and told the cops that I was the one responsible for knocking over mailboxes last weekend."
Kid B: "Why you say that?"
Kid A: "She went and told the cops that I was the one responsible for knocking over mailboxes last weekend."
by Tiki January 10, 2005
A very non-helpful member of wc3c. He likes to hog the irc channel, but helps me get my unbanishment :D. Allaround hes not helpful at wc3c, hes always horny though !
by Tiki December 17, 2003
by tiki December 10, 2004