three-m's definitions

awegoddangit

something you say when you make a mistake or when you are upset and mad at the current situation. Can occur if you forget something in the house after you have locked up when leaving or if you make a typo during a long email or if a freak or stalker calls and you pickup because you forgot to check the caller id and let it go to voicemail. Anything that pops up unexpectidly that you forgot about that ruins the moment.

Eric: Hey Michelle are we going to lunch already or what?

Michelle: Yeah hang on a second I need to get this email off to accounting so they can fix my sh*t!

typing.....typing....

Eric: Today please!

Michelle: Awegoddangit!!!!!

Eric: What now?

Micheller: I just realized I can't do lunch today because I have a conference call in 10 minutes.

Eric: Really? whatever....hey Kevin you want to go to lunch?

by three-m March 8, 2011

rebooty-call

The act of making a 2nd booty call after the first one fails. Similar to "rebooting" a PC after it crashes.

Ash: So did you get lucky last night with that chick from the club or did you have to make your usual booty call?

Dustin: I called Michelle for my usual booty call but when her car ran out of gas on the way over therefore I had to rebooty-call Sherry. Thank god she has a Prius !

by three-m February 2, 2010

fartosis

Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.

Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole

by three-m January 13, 2010

quiblet

A small wet 1 sylllable pussy fart or queif. A very small and short wet pussy fart.

The other day in gym class during the situp coompetition I accidentially let a small quiblet out but I don't think anyone noticed.

by three-m November 4, 2009