Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.
Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!
Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole
Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole
by three-m January 13, 2010
intransitive verb
: to have a good time but as pronounced by Latin American's who only speak spanglish and mispronounce almost every word including the word enjoy.
transitive verb
1: to have for one's use, benefit, or lot : experience <enyoyed great success>
2: to take pleasure or satisfaction in
— en·yoy·able \-ə-bəl\ adjective
— en·yoy·able·ness noun
— en·yoy·ably \-blē\ adverb
— en·yoy·er noun
— enyoy oneself
: to have a good time
: to have a good time but as pronounced by Latin American's who only speak spanglish and mispronounce almost every word including the word enjoy.
transitive verb
1: to have for one's use, benefit, or lot : experience <enyoyed great success>
2: to take pleasure or satisfaction in
— en·yoy·able \-ə-bəl\ adjective
— en·yoy·able·ness noun
— en·yoy·ably \-blē\ adverb
— en·yoy·er noun
— enyoy oneself
: to have a good time
fast food order taker: Hi sir ken i help jou?
customer: yeah gimme a pizza puff, ring and a large Fanta Grape
order taker: ok jou got a peeza puh, onjun ring and larggee Fonnta? Dat wull be Fi fisty tree pleece.....thinking.....thinking....still thinking.....ok out of 6.....footy seven cent is jour change
customer: thanks
order taker: enyoy
customer: yeah gimme a pizza puff, ring and a large Fanta Grape
order taker: ok jou got a peeza puh, onjun ring and larggee Fonnta? Dat wull be Fi fisty tree pleece.....thinking.....thinking....still thinking.....ok out of 6.....footy seven cent is jour change
customer: thanks
order taker: enyoy
by three-m March 14, 2011
something you say when you make a mistake or when you are upset and mad at the current situation. Can occur if you forget something in the house after you have locked up when leaving or if you make a typo during a long email or if a freak or stalker calls and you pickup because you forgot to check the caller id and let it go to voicemail. Anything that pops up unexpectidly that you forgot about that ruins the moment.
Eric: Hey Michelle are we going to lunch already or what?
Michelle: Yeah hang on a second I need to get this email off to accounting so they can fix my sh*t!
typing.....typing....
Eric: Today please!
Michelle: Awegoddangit!!!!!
Eric: What now?
Micheller: I just realized I can't do lunch today because I have a conference call in 10 minutes.
Eric: Really? whatever....hey Kevin you want to go to lunch?
Michelle: Yeah hang on a second I need to get this email off to accounting so they can fix my sh*t!
typing.....typing....
Eric: Today please!
Michelle: Awegoddangit!!!!!
Eric: What now?
Micheller: I just realized I can't do lunch today because I have a conference call in 10 minutes.
Eric: Really? whatever....hey Kevin you want to go to lunch?
by three-m February 22, 2011
A chick who is on the rag or is just a bitch. One who came out of the womb angry at life. Chicks can be inherantly born a koozebag or become a koozebag temporarily for many reasons such as an upcoming wedding or the fact that they are on or soon will be on their period.
Guy #1: I politely asked Jen a question about sending me a vendor's contact information and she copped a major tude with me!
Guy #2: Why what's up with that?
Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.
Guy #2: Why what's up with that?
Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.
by three-m March 16, 2011