bling-a-ling

A shiny and reflective penis

I'm so rich I got a bling-a-ling!

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003

band boy ass

1) Fantasy of millions of inmates. 2) Astronomical amount of increast sexual prowace.

My new car is going to bring me some band boy ass!

by Thibodeaux June 12, 2003

pecker weasel

One having both characteristics of a dick (pecker), and a weasel. An all around worthless individual.

That guy is such a pecker weasel, we should kick his ass.

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003

guacamole splatters

Apperence of green feces after consuming anything with purple or blue food coloring.(i.e. grape drinks)

Man my crap is green, I must have the guacamole splatters.

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003