bling-a-ling

A shiny and reflective penis

I'm so rich I got a bling-a-ling!

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003

guacamole splatters

Apperence of green feces after consuming anything with purple or blue food coloring.(i.e. grape drinks)

Man my crap is green, I must have the guacamole splatters.

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003

pecker weasel

One having both characteristics of a dick (pecker), and a weasel. An all around worthless individual.

That guy is such a pecker weasel, we should kick his ass.

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003

crack monster

A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.

The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003

old broke dick dog

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003

scouter

A man who looks over the urinal partition to sneak a peak at another's private parts.

That scouter was scamming on my squirrel like a son of a bitch.

by thibodeaux June 06, 2003

texass beef

Having a texas sized, shapely posterior.

That girl was sporting some texass beef

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003