justicing

When you stand forth, like a bolt of justice, getting in everyone's way to apply justice no matter what anyone else thinks or what the cost is. Like dropping a nuke on the house of a person you don't like, or pushing all your friends out of the way to get to a hot chick.

Earl and his friends are standing in a group and they notice a hot chick. They all talk about her and none know what to do. They're all like "holy crap i don't know what to do, I'm a retard." Then Earl fuckin pees on everyone in the group, making them look stupid. He lunges forward holding his hands out to block all his friends, and walks towards the girl and totally bones her.

(Justicing)

by thetruth. March 09, 2008

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homosexual

A person of vile and pukeish heritage whose lust for little children is only paralelled by his satanic desire to defy god's will. Homosexuals are wrong, not only morally, but also about who won at checkers last night, it was me fuckface.

Genius: Oh look, there is a homosexual, his lifestyle is wrong.

Stupid person who is stupid: No, you are incorrect.

Genius: Wait a second *pulls off the stupid person's skin costume* you're a homosexual!

Stupid person who is stupid who is actually a homosexual: Egad! Hiss! I will get my revenge one daaaaaaaaaayyyy!

by thetruth. October 10, 2007

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titternet

A name for the internet that more acurately describes what the internet is.

Joe: I'm gonna go on the titternet.

Bill: Titternet?

Joe: Yeah, you know, the free porn store on my computer.

Bill: You mean the internet?

Joe: Right, whatever it's called.

by thetruth. June 21, 2008

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schnaz

The true word for shit. Schnaz was the first word spoken by god. He was all "Schnaz, this universe is tight."

Homie: Dame homie this schnaz is weak.

Homie the second: God i love children.

by thetruth. May 18, 2008

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intercourse

Something stupid foreigners say in place of the word "sex" or "fucking." A definite sign of a fob is someone who says this schnaz in place of the word fuck or whatever. It reminds me of when a twelve year old says "sexing." I think I'll be sexing that kid's mom, thank you very much. EEEEEEEEEEnyway, yeah. So like what i figure is, that "intercourse" is the official word taught to people from some countries who are learning English. Like how in America we learn the more proper Spanish words in place of like "chinga tu madre." The kind of person who would say intercourse is Borat.

Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse from American style! (crazy hand dance that makes no fucking sense in the context.)

Some Guy At Work: Dude you shouldn't say that to women.

Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Eh!! Karen! You want Intercoursing and the grabbing of boobs?!!

Karen: Oh yes, your charming way of eloquating is making my vagina into a factory of spasmatic child production!

Crazy Persian Guy Trying Way Too Hard To Seem American, Even Though He Is Already, And Is Actually Just Making Himself Look Like A Douche: Intercourse! (big grin)

by thetruth. May 19, 2008

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