The author and publisher of all things Thereal Chronicles. Songs, poems, monologues, manuscripts, and textbook style educational promos that shout out her favorite topics like mythology, history, theory, ancient aliens, science, pseudoscience, quantum physics, and even her own random tweets about philosophy and karma on TherealChroniclesark.wordpress.com and therealchronicle.us.
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Dude 1: Dude, I think your car just got fuckideep jacked!
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Dude 2: Jesus, Mary, and fuckideep sheep! Fuckideep sheep right in the buttholes!
by therealchronicles January 01, 2021
Get the fuckideep mug.Pete Buttigieg is the most intellectual, least corrupted (Congress has many snakes), and greatest ally to all Americans from every ethnicity of all of the Democratic candidates of 2020. His expansive reach to communities such as veterans, LGBTQ, people of all colors, and understanding of the American Dreams of citizens and immigrants proves he is the man fit to lead this 2020 Precidential Election!
US Citizen: "Have you heard the amazing speeches veteran Mayor Pete Buttigieg has given lately?"
Bilingual Immigrant: "How do you say his name again?" - "Su nombre otra vez?"
US Citizen: "It's Boot-edge-Edge!"
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Bilingual Immigrant: "How do you say his name again?" - "Su nombre otra vez?"
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by therealchronicles February 15, 2020
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by therealchronicles June 21, 2020
Get the Demodud mug.A name that means the third or three, Trey is an original ingenius man with a kind heart and a generous nature. He's shy so he loves gaming, hanging out with a few friends, and opens up after getting to know you better. He's also hilarious with a quirky sense of humor and an excellent problem solver. He enjoys creating things that involve manufacturing, architectural engineering, and sometimes even screenplays for speech and debate or theater arts! He's an awesome friend, son, and no doubt the best person to have on your team!
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by therealchronicles February 15, 2020
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Girl: "Freak!"
by therealchronicles February 15, 2020
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