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Definitions by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift

pop punk jump 

When pop-punk bands all jump on stage simultaneously, a display of high energy after watching John Kusac movies.
1."NFG was awesome last night they even did the pop punk jump, it was quite bad ass!"
2."Some times its just about feeling good like John Kusac and pop-punk."
-ALEXISONFIRE

back rack 

The back fat directly behind the titties on an obese woman, her back tits.
"OMG look at that back rack, thats disgusting, its coming after me!"
Another word for a tramp, ho, skank, or slut.
something my uncle used to say.
"That megan chick is one ugly nug!"

dyke spike 

A haircut that can be on a guy or girl where the hair is shorter in the back than in the front. Its kinda like a reverse mullet but not quite, and spikier in the back.
Ex.1:"That chick is a lezbo, i mean c'mon look at that dyke spike."
Ex.2:"Matt and Adam have dyke spikes."

claudio sanchez 

The brilliant hispanic lead singer of coheed and cambria, he is very talented at guitar and especially singing, i love his high pitched womanly voice, and did i mention his poofy hair it rules and also looks like a davey crocket hat when in a ponytail.
"Panic stirred me awakened by a ringing phone in time."

empanadas and coke 

Possibly the best snackfood combination, an idea that comes from a coca-cola commercial including two delicious empanadas and coke. Caramel apple empanadas can be purchased at the taco bell drive-thru for 99 cents.
Me-"Dude im on an empanada and coke binge lately."
You-"empanada?"
Me-"OMG dude its like a mouthgasm!"