thejenigma's definitions

the bible

Some people believe the bible is the word of God and that you shouldn't believe any Man because we are fundamentally flawed. The thing these people don't realize is that Man wrote the bible. No, God did not TELL them what to write. Some people thought of some great ways to control people so they constructed this bible and made a MYTH about how this GOD told them to write this bullshit about the world and what you should do.

the bible is not something you should worship. It is a work of fiction written by man.

Would you worship Of Men and Mice?

ooo the bible! if you dont read it and dont believe in god you are going to HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH NO POSSIBILITY OF REDEMTION!!! I will pray for you!!

"no thanks."

by thejenigma July 15, 2005

fukm

An extemely shortened version of "fuck them."

Used as a derogatory term expressing hateful feelings.

Also used as "ignore them".

"Dude, those bitches just flipped us off!"
"Let's fukm up."

"Dude, they ditched us for the movie."
"Whatever, fukm."

by TheJEnigma February 24, 2004

werd

1. An exclamation used as a form of agreement.
2. An exclamation used as a form of contentment.
3. Also used as a greeting.

"Dude, that is one hot chick!"
- "Werd."

(Half-naked women dance on stage)
" *sigh* Werd..."

"Werd, dog! What up?"
- "Nothin' much"

by TheJEnigma February 24, 2004

slaphappy

1) When someone slaps the hell out of a hooker.
2) Uncontrollable masturbation.
3) Easy to anger.

1) He got slaphappy with Amber.
2) Dude, you gotta stop being so slaphappy. I need to use the bathroom.
3) Don't piss of John. He's slaphappy today.

by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

dc

1. abbr. Sega Dreamcast
2. abbr. Disconnected

1. The DC can read CD-Rs without a Modchip.
2. I was DC'ed from the online game.

by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

samus aran

Samus Aran is the female bounty hunter who stars in the Metroid video game series. She uses a special power suit which has various awesome abilities.

She has appeared in the following games:
Metroid - NES
Metroid II: The Return of Samus - GB
Super Metroid - SNES
Super Mario RPG - SNES (cameo)
Kirby Super Stars - SNES (cameo)
Kirby's Dreamland 3 - SNES (cameo)
Super Smash Brothers - N64
Super Smah Brothers Melee - GC
Metroid Prime - GC
Metroid Fusion - GBA
Metroid Zero Mission - GBA

Samus Aran is a blonde who kicks ass.

by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

moral

There are two types of morality:

1) Being moral for someone else
This first example would be like someone doing everything the Christian Church says to do just because everyone thinks the church is always right.
2) Being moral for oneself
The second example would be like someone doing what the believe is right. They would not do this thing for any reason other than they know for themselves that it is right.

Being moral does not mean a person is automatically a "wussy" or mean that they are in charities. It means only that when they are pressed to do the right thing, they do.

1) Jesus says to love my neighbor. Even though he is a murdurous pedaphile, I will be nice to him.
2) I turned in the murdurous pedaphile that lives next door because it was the right thing to do.

by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004