thejenigma's definitions

slaphappy

1) When someone slaps the hell out of a hooker.
2) Uncontrollable masturbation.
3) Easy to anger.

1) He got slaphappy with Amber.
2) Dude, you gotta stop being so slaphappy. I need to use the bathroom.
3) Don't piss of John. He's slaphappy today.

by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

sugarplump

n. A term used to mock a fat woman whom you are hitting on for fun. Commonly used on people with thunderthighs.

Man) Hey, sugarplump, want to come back to my place?
FatWoman) Yea, let's go.
Men) Aaaahhh!!!
*screeching tires as he speeds off*

by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

courage

Knowing there is almost certain failure but doing it anyway.

He asked the supermodel out on a date. That took courage.

by TheJEnigma March 28, 2004

moral

There are two types of morality:

1) Being moral for someone else
This first example would be like someone doing everything the Christian Church says to do just because everyone thinks the church is always right.
2) Being moral for oneself
The second example would be like someone doing what the believe is right. They would not do this thing for any reason other than they know for themselves that it is right.

Being moral does not mean a person is automatically a "wussy" or mean that they are in charities. It means only that when they are pressed to do the right thing, they do.

1) Jesus says to love my neighbor. Even though he is a murdurous pedaphile, I will be nice to him.
2) I turned in the murdurous pedaphile that lives next door because it was the right thing to do.

by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

Maridia

Underground water level of the planet ZEBES. Draygon is the boss here.

The Maridia is fun to go into without the gravity suit. =/

by TheJEnigma March 29, 2005

samus aran

Samus Aran is the female bounty hunter who stars in the Metroid video game series. She uses a special power suit which has various awesome abilities.

She has appeared in the following games:
Metroid - NES
Metroid II: The Return of Samus - GB
Super Metroid - SNES
Super Mario RPG - SNES (cameo)
Kirby Super Stars - SNES (cameo)
Kirby's Dreamland 3 - SNES (cameo)
Super Smash Brothers - N64
Super Smah Brothers Melee - GC
Metroid Prime - GC
Metroid Fusion - GBA
Metroid Zero Mission - GBA

Samus Aran is a blonde who kicks ass.

by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

4 banger

A woman with loose morals who regularly has sexual intercourse with four partners simultaneously.

Kia is such a 4 banger. She did John, Bob, Zack, and Tim last night.

by TheJEnigma March 28, 2004