Definitions by thejenigma

thunderthighs 

n. A person who is so overweight that one's thighs rub together when he/she walks and creates a low rumbling noise deep within the earth whenever he/she steps.

Holy christ! Here comes thunderthighs! Hold onto something! Brace yourselves!! *BOOM* (low rumbling noise)

thunderthighs by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

sugarplump 

n. A term used to mock a fat woman whom you are hitting on for fun. Commonly used on people with thunderthighs.

Man) Hey, sugarplump, want to come back to my place?
FatWoman) Yea, let's go.
Men) Aaaahhh!!!
*screeching tires as he speeds off*

sugarplump by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

dc 

1. abbr. Sega Dreamcast
2. abbr. Disconnected

1. The DC can read CD-Rs without a Modchip.
2. I was DC'ed from the online game.

dc by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

slaphappy 

1) When someone slaps the hell out of a hooker.
2) Uncontrollable masturbation.
3) Easy to anger.

1) He got slaphappy with Amber.
2) Dude, you gotta stop being so slaphappy. I need to use the bathroom.
3) Don't piss of John. He's slaphappy today.

slaphappy by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

gb 

GameBoy

Handheld gaming device created by Nintendo.

He takes his gameboy everywhere.

gb by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

samus aran 

Samus Aran is the female bounty hunter who stars in the Metroid video game series. She uses a special power suit which has various awesome abilities.

She has appeared in the following games:
Metroid - NES
Metroid II: The Return of Samus - GB
Super Metroid - SNES
Super Mario RPG - SNES (cameo)
Kirby Super Stars - SNES (cameo)
Kirby's Dreamland 3 - SNES (cameo)
Super Smash Brothers - N64
Super Smah Brothers Melee - GC
Metroid Prime - GC
Metroid Fusion - GBA
Metroid Zero Mission - GBA

Samus Aran is a blonde who kicks ass.

samus aran by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

werd

1. An exclamation used as a form of agreement.
2. An exclamation used as a form of contentment.
3. Also used as a greeting.

"Dude, that is one hot chick!"
- "Werd."

(Half-naked women dance on stage)
" *sigh* Werd..."

"Werd, dog! What up?"
- "Nothin' much"

werd by TheJEnigma February 24, 2004