Urban Dictionary: Definitions by thehalligan

Perch Jerkin

When you fill the bathtub for a bath and jackoff and cum under the water.

I can’t wait to get home and do some perch jerkin.

When you poke someones belly button and it causes their balls and taint to tingle ending in ejaculation.

My girlfriend poked my belly button and made me umbilicum.

Umbilicum by thehalligan October 21, 2026

When you jack off while you shit but hold it until just before you nut and shit and jizz at the same time.

Shizzing by thehalligan October 21, 2026

When you carry your woman on you dick to unload your load in the toilet.

Hang on babe, we’re lollipoppin to the toilet.

Forceful throwing of something. Blend of the word chuck and dunk.

I’m gonna chunk this rock out of the window.

Chunk by thehalligan September 29, 2020