thecrazymonkey's definitions

Gum sweaters

When you haven't flossed for a few days, leaving a fuzzy feeling on your gums.

"Ah man, my gums feel fuzzy."
"Oh, you have gum sweaters."

by thecrazymonkey June 4, 2009

the closing of gitmo

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.

*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

Meh

A word used to show indifference.

"Barack Obama, you are the first Black president, do you think you are ready to take office?"
"Meh."

by thecrazymonkey February 17, 2009

Qat

A word that the Scrabble Dictionary made up.

Mark:
"Qat isn't a word!"
Jane:
"According to the scrabble dictionary, it is."

by thecrazymonkey April 13, 2009

Puerta

A slut

You are a puerta.

by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

Fuckheads with no musical talent whatsoever, who are similar to Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus in three different ways.

1. They have no talent.
2. They continue to destroy music in America.
3. They are women.

They are posers who stink at the guitar.

Idiotic 8 year old Jonas Brothers Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers!
True Metallica/Guns and Roses/Jimi Hendrix/Led Zeppelin fan: You're an idiot, little girl. You have no clue about music, and neither do any of the Jonas Brothers fans from ages 8-16.

by thecrazymonkey April 9, 2009

bfam

A series of letters that stands for
Brother From Another Mother.
He is your brother, your best friend, although he is from a different mother.

Hey my bfam, how's it going.
I'm fine dude!

by thecrazymonkey February 2, 2009