Poker's Disease

A disease where you uncontrollably go onto Facebook and poke every single one of your friends. This is usually a result of boredom.

I saw my friend on the library computer the other day, suffering from Poker's Disease.

by thecrazymonkey March 05, 2009

iPod Ignorance

When someone is listening to their iPod instead of enjoying nature.

"Dude, look at that guy taking a walk in the park with his iPod on!"
"Totally man, he's full of iPod ignorance!"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

Meh

A word used to show indifference.

"Barack Obama, you are the first Black president, do you think you are ready to take office?"
"Meh."

by thecrazymonkey February 17, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A website where ghetto black rappers go to find out new lyrics for their songs.

T.I: "I'ma go to Urban Dictionary yo, cause I'm black and I have no talent and I need some new words for my song yo!"

by thecrazymonkey February 01, 2009

bfam

A series of letters that stands for
Brother From Another Mother.
He is your brother, your best friend, although he is from a different mother.

Hey my bfam, how's it going.
I'm fine dude!

by thecrazymonkey February 03, 2009

nghiamy

Not Going To Happen In A Million Years.

This acronym is often texted.

(Jenna sexting Todd)
" Todd, will you have sex with me?"
(Todd texting back)
"Nghiamy"

by thecrazymonkey March 17, 2009

Qat

A word that the Scrabble Dictionary made up.

Mark:
"Qat isn't a word!"
Jane:
"According to the scrabble dictionary, it is."

by thecrazymonkey April 13, 2009