Definitions by theauthormarkwilkins

dramaland 

any place where drama queens live or gather is a dramaland.

"OMG Elvira, the salon I go to is such a dramaland!"

dramaland by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

dramalord 

The supreme drama queen or drama king higher than all others.

Congratulations boo, that epic hissy fit just elevated you from drama queen to dramalord!

dramalord by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

froperty 

A hybrid word that mixes the word friend with the word property. When you borrow something that belongs to a friend, you have are in the possession of froperty.

OG: was that Escalade I saw you in yesterday your new ride?
G: No, it was just froperty.

froperty by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

homiespeak

the language of the homies.

G: Say bro, got some extra cheddar you can slide my way?
Old Mr. Poindexter: Eh? Sorry sonny, I can't understand homiespeak!

homiespeak by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

alternative facts 

A bald face lie usually told by someone who is either delusional or a psychopathic liar.

Trump's Press Secretary often cites alternative facts during press conferences.

alternative facts by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

Trump Phone 

A text message from the federal government notifying you that your Obama phone will be disconnected.

OG: Why didn't you call me yesterday?
G: I just got a Trump Phone

Trump Phone by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

Trump Care 

What Trump will replace Obama Care with, aka a bus token for a ride to the Free Clinic.

OG: Why did it take your wife six hours to get treated for her stab wound?
G: Trump care.

Trump Care by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017