58 definitions by the strut

Simon "bunny" webster

Also used to describe a cutting remark, generally received with no provocation what-so-ever.

Friend One, "You know, Jermaine Defoe is quite a good player."
Bunny, "Yeah, better than the sh*t you've got at Oldham."
Friend One, "Wooooo. Bunny got teeth!"

by the strut September 29, 2004

two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.

Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."

by the strut September 29, 2004

laters

What one says when you have just gone past a defender or 'skinned' them in a game of football (soccer).

"Laters," said Paul Gascoigne as he went past Colin Hendry.

by the strut October 6, 2004

gunpoint

Town in USA where a lot of robberies and kidnapping takes place.

The thief threatened the clerk at gunpoint and took all the money from the cash registers.

by the strut October 11, 2004

redderler

One who frequents a pub or bar. Derived from the word 'regular'. The problem being one cannot be a true 'regular' if one is capable of saying 'regular'. Any true 'regular' will be a 'redderler'as they are too drunk to say the word any other way.

Bar Patron #1, "I've been drinking Big Feller in here for years. That's what makes me a redderler."

Bar Patron #2, "That's easy for you to say."

by the strut September 30, 2004

happy gilmore

Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."

"I think you're great, Sean."

"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."

"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"

"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."

"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."

by the strut October 11, 2004

mclimpet

Term used for someone of Scottish origin who takes a shine to someone when drunk and then does not leave their side for the rest of the night.

She’ll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before
Watching and waiting
She’s sitting with you but her eyes are on the door

Woo-oh here she comes
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
Woo-oh here she comes
She’s a mclimpet.

by the strut October 12, 2004