the storm drains's definitions

rhyme

the situation where words at the end of lines in a song, poem, or plain speech sound alike. although not always the case, typical rhymes occur every other line.

"no one is safe,
no one can hide.
til chaos is spread,
our fun won't subside."

"ice cube will swarm
on any mothafucka in a blue uniform.
just cuz I'm from the CPT,
punk police are afraid of me.
a young nigga on a warpath
and when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
of cops, dyin' in LA.
yo dre, I got somethin to say-
FUCK THE POLICE!!!"

"you know the day destroys the night,
night divides the day.
tried to run,
tried to hide-
break on through the other side"

"there's a little bit more to show.
i got rhymes in my mind,
embedded like an embryo."

by the storm drains April 12, 2009

herpaphobia

a fear of herpes.

steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call

by the storm drains March 14, 2009

time change

noun: the thing that throws off my life schedule. a time change is practically never looked forward to.

Chris: Don't forget to move your clock forward another hour.
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!

by the storm drains April 5, 2009

raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.

I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th

by the storm drains February 18, 2009

dominate

verb: to own, especially in a said situation.

i will definitely dominate my chick tonight.

ready to dominate this show??

that shark just dominated a seal lion!

by the storm drains May 2, 2009

Garden Grove

noun: a city in orange county, california. nothing exciting goes on in garden grove, and life in it is dull. for some reason, asians find the city very attractive and have unfortunately over-populated it. sublime's song 'garden grove' on their self-titled LP is about the same city.

"we took this trip to garden grove."

chris: "ugh, it smells like fried cat and wasabi squash."
taylor: "we must be in garden grove."

by the storm drains May 16, 2009

cock mobster

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.

"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."

by the storm drains May 19, 2009