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the storm drains

a southern california rock band. formed in the garages of the band members in 2006. members are chris, marc, and taylor. their influences and sounds range from 60's rock to kick-ass punk.

jimi: you wanna go see the storm drains tonight?
joe: hell yeah, those guys fuckin rock!

by the storm drains February 21, 2009

wiener cleaner

noun: anyone who gives head.

I wish I could rent a female wiener cleaner for the weekend.

by the storm drains September 28, 2009

sphincter

noun: one's pooper

gentlemen, rest your sphincters!

by the storm drains April 18, 2009

jello biafra

lead singer of the dead kennedys from their formation in 1978 to their break up in 1986. he wrote a great deal of the lyrics, and is quite possibly the most influential front man in punk history. jello was politically active in the san francisco area for several years, and almost won the election for mayor. currently, jello sits as the president of his record label 'alternative tentacles' and travels around the country on spoken word tours that attack ultra-conservative politicians, free speech bashers, and terminal preppies. this guy is the shit!

jello biafra got his name by combining the completely malnutritious sugary food (jello) with one of the world's most impoverished and hungry nations (biafra).

by the storm drains April 12, 2009

herpaphobia

a fear of herpes.

steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call

by the storm drains March 14, 2009

tanker

a MASSIVE shit.

marc: dude, i just dropped a huge deuce in your backyard.
taylor: goddamn! look at the size of that tanker!

by the storm drains April 27, 2009

broke toke

noun: a hit from a bong or pipe that is small and reserved, so as the smoker can conserve their product until more can be purchased.

the hobo on the corner is forced to take one measly broke toke a day.

by the storm drains June 21, 2009