Little brown men on swings

Bits of pooh attached to your anal hair.

Whilst having oral sex i noticed that the person had not wiped her bum properly. I came across some little brown men on swings.

by the snercher November 29, 2010

snerch

The remnants of bodily fluid from any orifice.

That man has just coughed up some phlegm and left a snerch on the pavement.

by the snercher November 22, 2010

granny juice

The juices or discharge from an old ladies vagina.

Ive just made love with an elderly lady. she was so horny i soon got her granny juices flowing.

by the snercher December 02, 2010