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rapest

(n.) Someone who enjoys raping the english language with poor spelling.
omg i ar teh jeh rapest 1337!!11
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President Clinton

Also had a husband named Bill....
President Clinton was pissed when her husband was found to be having an affair in her office.
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waffle

UK use- (v.) to communicate inconcisely.
I tried reading 'the art of war' by SUN TZU but there was so much waffling and nonsensical rhetoric that I could barely find the useful information. Same for Mein Kampf
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brown hatter

When the hat of your penis is brown, you are a brown hatter.

Also a kind of flower.
I went to the garden show and saw lots of brown hatters lying in a (flower) bed
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gun control

Making sure the public can't fight back against criminals or secret police.

Well intended legislation in stable countries, but still poorly thought out.

The weapon of choice for bigot governments and invading armies since 1935
"Cause the registration of all firearms on some pretext, with the view of confiscating them and leaving the population defenseless."

Vladimir Ilich Lenin

"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future."

Adolf Hitler, 1935
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bummed in the gob

When a penis penetrates the anus, travels through the colon, intestines and out the mouth.
Slut: His 30 foot long penis left me bummed in the gob when he pushed it all the way in!
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