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Definitions by the slut formerly known as your mother

stuck in a slut 

A playful change from stuck in a rut.

Said when a woman's orifice is so deep or tight that one gets stuck in it.
Get the lubricant, I'm stuck in a slut

Daughter of the trade 

A second generation prostitute, who's father is unknown, who's mother was a whore, and became a whore in her footsteps.
Myself to the lady "It must be enquired; How does one go about being a whore?"

Bangtail "I'm a daughter of the trade. My mother taught me to spread 'em"

woman of the trade 

..Of course the trade is the world's oldest trade; prostitution.

What we're dealing with here is a woman who opens her legs for money.
My dear gentlemen, I have bought a woman of the trade to join us, who shall be freely availiable to all throughut the night. I have paid her in advance, so fret not.

cock cowboy 

One who rides the cock the way a cowboy would ride a horse- by sitting on it and moving around a little. Can be male or female, and can take it in vagina or anus.
Myself: Sir, it is my earnest duty to report to you the fact that I have witnessed your son playing as a cock cowboy atop his strap-on clad sister.

Old man: ....?

suicide bummer

Generic name for one who rapes a man in the anus (bumming), not knowing the man has AIDS, thus shortening his own life for a moment's pleasure (if having your cock up the shitter of a non-consenting person of the same sex is your idea of pleasure)
Don't bend down when the suicide bummer is around, people. He'll give AIDS to his victims.

not quite porn 

Pornographic intended material thatisn't arousing to most people at all, nor is it part of a sickening fetish. It just makes most viewers indifferent.
Lego porn is not quite porn.

pikeyfied clothes 

Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a row.
Call the footman! I have pikeyfied my clothes after spending a weekend in Greece and need new ones.