wanka

Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.
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rapest

(n.) Someone who enjoys raping the english language with poor spelling.
omg i ar teh jeh rapest 1337!!11
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window dressing

(n.) window dressing is the act of disguising a loan by taking money in exchange for the use of a business' asset(s). It shows on the financial statements that the company has both the money AND the asset, making the profits much larger when in reality it has restricted or no use of the asset. The extended definition of money laundering puts window dressing into a legal grey area, whereby it is not perfectly legal, but not illegal enough to build a real case against.
Everyone, from large companies trying to improve their profits, to hustlers on the street wanting extra cash in thier pockets is in to window dressing.
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Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

When there's nothing else to describe your frustration, there are always Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon.
Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon
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woman of the trade

..Of course the trade is the world's oldest trade; prostitution.

What we're dealing with here is a woman who opens her legs for money.
My dear gentlemen, I have bought a woman of the trade to join us, who shall be freely availiable to all throughut the night. I have paid her in advance, so fret not.
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Daughter of the trade

A second generation prostitute, who's father is unknown, who's mother was a whore, and became a whore in her footsteps.
Myself to the lady "It must be enquired; How does one go about being a whore?"

Bangtail "I'm a daughter of the trade. My mother taught me to spread 'em"
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oompa loompa porn

Midget men trying to go doggystyle on full sized women. In most scenarios, the midget gets tired, and the woman just sits on his dick or blows him to get the cumshot.
Google brings 3280 approx. results for oompa loompa pr0n.
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