Definitions by the slut formerly known as your mother
stuck in a slut
A playful change from stuck in a rut.
Said when a woman's orifice is so deep or tight that one gets stuck in it.
Said when a woman's orifice is so deep or tight that one gets stuck in it.
stuck in a slut by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004
Daughter of the trade
A second generation prostitute, who's father is unknown, who's mother was a whore, and became a whore in her footsteps.
Myself to the lady "It must be enquired; How does one go about being a whore?"
Bangtail "I'm a daughter of the trade. My mother taught me to spread 'em"
Bangtail "I'm a daughter of the trade. My mother taught me to spread 'em"
Daughter of the trade by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004
woman of the trade
..Of course the trade is the world's oldest trade; prostitution.
What we're dealing with here is a woman who opens her legs for money.
What we're dealing with here is a woman who opens her legs for money.
My dear gentlemen, I have bought a woman of the trade to join us, who shall be freely availiable to all throughut the night. I have paid her in advance, so fret not.
woman of the trade by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004
cock cowboy
One who rides the cock the way a cowboy would ride a horse- by sitting on it and moving around a little. Can be male or female, and can take it in vagina or anus.
Myself: Sir, it is my earnest duty to report to you the fact that I have witnessed your son playing as a cock cowboy atop his strap-on clad sister.
Old man: ....?
Old man: ....?
cock cowboy by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004
suicide bummer
Generic name for one who rapes a man in the anus (bumming), not knowing the man has AIDS, thus shortening his own life for a moment's pleasure (if having your cock up the shitter of a non-consenting person of the same sex is your idea of pleasure)
suicide bummer by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004
DILDO JOCKEY
One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
DILDO JOCKEY by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004
not quite porn
Pornographic intended material thatisn't arousing to most people at all, nor is it part of a sickening fetish. It just makes most viewers indifferent.
not quite porn by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004