Definitions by the phantom

Cheekin it 

When you get stoned off your tits and you can't help but smile. It will continue until your face starts to hurt.

Guy 1: Good God he is smilin' a lot.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, he's cheekin it.

Cheekin it by The Phªntºm July 29, 2012

go to town 

vigorus sexual activity.

your momma bent over to pick up some chitlin and I went to town on that ass.

go to town by the phantom May 23, 2004

the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"

last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.

the peter howitt by the phantom May 23, 2004

turkeyneck 

The shaft of an old, wrinkled penis

That cunt refused to suck my turkeyneck, which was as purple as an iris

turkeyneck by The Phantom August 4, 2003

eat at the Y 

cunnilingus

I like to eat at the Y

eat at the Y by The Phantom July 16, 2003

Penis snot 

male ejaculate

She gobbled up my penis snot

Penis snot by The Phantom July 16, 2003

Ass bandit 

male homosexual

What an ass bandit

Ass bandit by The Phantom July 16, 2003