chunky monkey

A person, usually a male, who is attracted to other people who are overweight. Similar to a chubby chaser.

Yeah, my brother is a chunky monkey, always chasing fat chicks.

by the other theo June 25, 2004

gism

Slang for human semen.

I wiped up my gism with a paper towel.

by The other Theo February 10, 2004

Irish Curse

The classic definition is "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.

"Yes, I suffer from the Irish Curse"--uttered by a guest on the Howard Stern show's episode about small penises.

by The other Theo February 10, 2004

auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.

Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.

by the other theo June 28, 2004

queef

1. The sound made when air exits the vagina forcibly enough to be audible.
2. A very brief sound of unknown origin emitted by a sound system, a cell phone, computer speakers, or some other source of artificial sound.

1. Her vagina let go a little queef after intercourse.
2. My cell phone just queefed--what were you saying?

by the other theo July 01, 2004