queef

1. The sound made when air exits the vagina forcibly enough to be audible.
2. A very brief sound of unknown origin emitted by a sound system, a cell phone, computer speakers, or some other source of artificial sound.
1. Her vagina let go a little queef after intercourse.
2. My cell phone just queefed--what were you saying?
by the other theo June 30, 2004
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pre-cum

Pre-cum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled precum.
When my brother looks at porno he gets hard and starts leaking so much pre-cum he makes a big wet spot in his pants.
by the other theo June 28, 2004
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precum

Precum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled pre-cum.
Sometimes when I masturbate I precum so much that I don't need any other lube.
by the other theo June 28, 2004
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auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.
Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.
by the other theo June 27, 2004
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chubby chaser

A person of any sexuality who is attracted to another person who is overweight. Similar to chunky monkey.
Tom is a chubby chaser, he only really wants heavy women. Andy, also a chubby chaser, is only into overweight guys. His sister shares these desires, so they love to go checking out guys together.
by the other theo June 28, 2004
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