Definitions by the other theo

rinky dink 

Small, of little worth, something that has had little time, money and energy invested into it.

That new recording studio is a real rinky dink operation.

rinky dink by the other theo June 28, 2004

auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.

Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.

auto-fellatio by the other theo June 27, 2004

chunky monkey 

A person, usually a male, who is attracted to other people who are overweight. Similar to a chubby chaser.

Yeah, my brother is a chunky monkey, always chasing fat chicks.

chunky monkey by the other theo June 24, 2004

Irish Curse 

The classic definition is "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.

"Yes, I suffer from the Irish Curse"--uttered by a guest on the Howard Stern show's episode about small penises.

Irish Curse by The other Theo February 9, 2004

gism 

Slang for human semen.

I wiped up my gism with a paper towel.

gism by The other Theo February 9, 2004