the penis game

Usually happens in school it starts with one guy saying penis the next saying it louder.This repeats until someone gets caught they lose and everyone else wins.

It begins the penis game is on
*wispering*penis...
penis
Penis
PENis
Penis
PENIS!!!!
Hey to the office

by the only real ninja here February 04, 2010

Ijizz

The jizz that gets on your iphone after using to to look for porn.

Dude whats that white stuff on your iphone??
its Ijizz
Ewwwww*walks away*

by The only real ninja here January 28, 2010

mummy

Lv2 Zombie

Omg a Mummy!
No its not its just a lv2 Zombie*headshots it*

by The only real ninja here January 23, 2010

Cockpop

The act of grabbing the base of a penis and pushing all the blood to the head in order to make it up to 3 times as hard and almost make it "pop"

dude my girlfriend gave me a blowjob while she was cockpoping me.

by the only real ninja here December 21, 2009

Black Girl Graph

The Black Girl Graph is a graph representing black women:
50% Fat
15% Gang related
10% purple vaginas
10% ugly
10% pancake nipples
5% hot

The Black Girl Graph is represented here*points to graph*

by the only real ninja here February 20, 2010

Slappers

The ultimate weapon is Goldeneye 007 for the N64 One hit to the chest gives an instant kill.It is Bonds equal to the Chuck Norris Heart Punch.

Angry russian:Ha you dont even have a weapon
Bond:Yes i do*Pulls out slappers*
Angry russian:what are you going to do with that?
Bond:*Hits angry russian in chest*
Angry russian:*overly dramatic death sequence*

by The only real ninja here March 07, 2010

Gamer's fingers

What happens to a person who plays video games.Where the fingers get bent from grabbing the controller,overly masturbating and or using a mouse and typing a lot.

Should a person with this condition hold his finger tips approximately 1 inch from each other you could easily insert a controller for a console.They can also easily hold a penis,mouse, or type.

Any gamer reading this right now is testing this.

bob has developed gamer's fingers from 10 years of masturbating and playing Xbox live.

by The only real ninja here January 08, 2010