Definitions by the messiah

poontology 

noun. the study of poon, poontang, tang, the love machine, hot box

Dude, I'm majoring in poontology at the Chronic University, under professor Jin Chung

poontology by The messiah May 13, 2005

poontology 

the study of poon, hot box, poon tang, pootie tang, tang

I'm majoring in poontology at the Chronic University, under professor Jin Chung.

poontology by The messiah May 13, 2005

Jackrabbit 

One who masters in the art of permanently having sex no matter how old they are

Dayam, hillbillies are proper jackrabbits

Jackrabbit by The messiah January 22, 2004

Wankdish 

Someone who is a complete fuckhead, dick, nothing to do with wanking a dish. Thats impossible fool

Ah shit (insert current presidents name here) is such a wankdish.
Townies are all wankdishes

Wankdish by The messiah January 22, 2004

Ghaletool

The epitomy of moronhood. I felt like such a Ghaletool when my parents found my stash in my underwear drawer.

Ghaletool by The Messiah June 9, 2003

Scaff 

Michael Carroll

Wash you're fucking knees you dirty scaff!!

Scaff by The Messiah April 4, 2003

seccy

a peon of the highest degree, highest form of skum.

Omg you're so seccy

seccy by the messiah March 8, 2003