the messiah's definitions

Jackrabbit

One who masters in the art of permanently having sex no matter how old they are

Dayam, hillbillies are proper jackrabbits

by The messiah January 22, 2004

seccy

a peon of the highest degree, highest form of skum.

Omg you're so seccy

by the messiah March 8, 2003

poontology

noun. the study of poon, poontang, tang, the love machine, hot box

Dude, I'm majoring in poontology at the Chronic University, under professor Jin Chung

by The messiah May 13, 2005

Ghaletool

The epitomy of moronhood. I felt like such a Ghaletool when my parents found my stash in my underwear drawer.

by The Messiah June 9, 2003

Scaff

Michael Carroll

Wash you're fucking knees you dirty scaff!!

by The Messiah April 4, 2003

Wankdish

Someone who is a complete fuckhead, dick, nothing to do with wanking a dish. Thats impossible fool

Ah shit (insert current presidents name here) is such a wankdish.
Townies are all wankdishes

by The messiah January 22, 2004

poontology

the study of poon, hot box, poon tang, pootie tang, tang

I'm majoring in poontology at the Chronic University, under professor Jin Chung.

by The messiah May 13, 2005