Definitions by the macstablishment

ninja vanish 

When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.

While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.

As I got up from the couch, I managed to corral a solid fart into my hand and Ninja Vanish Darla, escaping before she realized what had hit her.

ninja vanish by the macstablishment July 6, 2011

Electronic Social Multitasking 

When you receive an instant message, text message, email, or wall post and reply to the sender via another electronic method.

I engaged in electronic social multitasking when George Clooney posted a question on my Facebook wall and I responded to him via instant message instead.

Electronic Social Multitasking by the macstablishment March 22, 2010

Taco Shell 

A sexually promiscuous woman who akin to a taco, gets filled out with meat and cream on a regular basis.

Mr. Hat is always on the prowl for those DTC Taco Shells.

Taco Shell by The Macstablishment May 4, 2008

text sex 

When one uses a cell phone's text messages feature to engage in sexually arrousing discussion in a similar fashion to phone sex or cyber sex. This is most commonly employed for propinquitous-challenged individuals.

It's ashame that that fox lives so far away... I wish I could have him right now! I suppose text sex will have to do.

text sex by The Macstablishment February 17, 2007

Michi Sushi

The most delicious sushi in the Silicon Valley. Home of the RSM Roll.

"We have money to blow.. where should we go?"
"Why, to Michi Sushi of course."

Michi Sushi by the macstablishment December 21, 2006

catch 

While in the midst of masturbation, using either California Style or Flick Style, one will attempt to play ejaculation catch. During the "moment of bliss" all semen is caught/attempted to be caught in one fell swoop of the hand.

When Mr. Hat returned from the bars, he retired to the Hatcropolis and proceeded to play a game of catch.

catch by the macstablishment August 31, 2006

Hatcropolis 

The location where Mr. Hat sleeps and plays catch California Style, amongst other various activities.

I see you are ready for bed, will you be retiring to the Hatcropolis?

Hatcropolis by the macstablishment August 31, 2006