Definitions by the kid from MAD magazine
do-do phenomenon
A childish giggle and retort often beginning with, "You said", capturing the hilarity of turning everyday language into double entendres.
The entire corporate board meeting derailed into chaos the second the director casually mentioned 'rectifying the bottom line,' immediately sparking a severe outbreak of the do-do phenomenon among the back row.
do-do phenomenon by the kid from MAD magazine September 11, 2026
Manifisting
The act of attempting to conjure an orgasm using one's hand. Derived from manus, the Latin word for hand, combined with fisting to describe the shape of said hand. Further rooted in the classical Latin, pugnus cunnus—literally translating to "fist vulva" or fist-to-vagina transition
My sub kept harping on about 'The Secret', so as her Dom I thought I'd better show her what manifisting was all about.
Manifisting by the kid from MAD magazine September 11, 2026
Squartgasm
A catastrophic climax characterized by a simultaneous eruption of fluids and gases, resulting in a loud, splashing sound akin to a city bus purging its air brakes, whilst leaving a trail of shock, awe, and possibly a lingering scent of embarrassment.
Squartgasm by the kid from MAD magazine September 11, 2026
Superpositional Theism
A theological and philosophical stance wherein an individual simultaneously holds two mutually exclusive truths as absolute: the existence of God and the non-existence of God. It is the deliberate, active belief that both realities coexist at the exact same time.
For him, superpositional theism was the missing puzzle piece that allowed everything to make sense. It showed that science and religion weren't fighting at all, but were actually one and the same.
Superpositional Theism by the kid from MAD magazine September 11, 2026
Clampett
Clampett. (v.) The act of performing felatio while joyfully swinging one's head from side to side and humming a tune to the beat of the Beverely Hillbillies Theme Song.
Ewwwwww Doggie. I had me a Clampett last night. My girlfriend even donned pigtails for me in a tribute to Elly May
Clampett by the kid from MAD magazine August 22, 2025
Yippee Beans
An expression that finds its origin in the cowboy culture of old western movies and cattle drives.
In those times, cowboys were often portrayed as exclaiming "yippee" during cattle drives as a way to express excitement and enthusiasm.
Additionally, canned beans were a staple in their diets during these arduous journeys.
Over time, the two elements, the cowboy's spirited exclamation and their frequent consumption of canned beans,
became intertwined, giving rise to the whimsical moniker "yippee beans" for baked beans.
Alternatively, the term is sometimes used to describe amphetamines like Methadrine, Dexedrine and other stimulant pills.
In those times, cowboys were often portrayed as exclaiming "yippee" during cattle drives as a way to express excitement and enthusiasm.
Additionally, canned beans were a staple in their diets during these arduous journeys.
Over time, the two elements, the cowboy's spirited exclamation and their frequent consumption of canned beans,
became intertwined, giving rise to the whimsical moniker "yippee beans" for baked beans.
Alternatively, the term is sometimes used to describe amphetamines like Methadrine, Dexedrine and other stimulant pills.
Yippee Beans by the kid from MAD magazine July 29, 2023
Doctor's whispers
When A Doctor or specialist misdiagnosis someone because they have either;
1). profiled the patient with a prejudice based on their physical appearance, usually after just meeting them;
or
2). they played the most likely odds on the patients symptoms without actually running any tests;
or
3). were simply just careless when filling in a form and autofill finished their spelling.
eg. typing Osteoporosis instead of Osteoarthritis.
The whisper happens when it gets put on the patients permanent record without their knowledge and every doctor who views it from there on in, starts with a bias against the patient and will always believe the offending doctor over the patient, simply because it was written by another doctor.
1). profiled the patient with a prejudice based on their physical appearance, usually after just meeting them;
or
2). they played the most likely odds on the patients symptoms without actually running any tests;
or
3). were simply just careless when filling in a form and autofill finished their spelling.
eg. typing Osteoporosis instead of Osteoarthritis.
The whisper happens when it gets put on the patients permanent record without their knowledge and every doctor who views it from there on in, starts with a bias against the patient and will always believe the offending doctor over the patient, simply because it was written by another doctor.
Specialist: "Your blood pressure is quite high."
Patient: I just have white coat syndrome. My readings at home are normal
Specialist writes down that the patient has severe anxiety.
Every doctor after that: "Your symptoms are all in your head. Here take a pill to help with that."
Patient: "No I don't want to take something that I don't need. That's dangerous."
Doctor writes down that the patient is delusional and catastrophises a lot.
Patient finally see's their own medical record and sobs, "For crying out loud. These Doctor's whispers will be the death of me".
Patient: I just have white coat syndrome. My readings at home are normal
Specialist writes down that the patient has severe anxiety.
Every doctor after that: "Your symptoms are all in your head. Here take a pill to help with that."
Patient: "No I don't want to take something that I don't need. That's dangerous."
Doctor writes down that the patient is delusional and catastrophises a lot.
Patient finally see's their own medical record and sobs, "For crying out loud. These Doctor's whispers will be the death of me".
Doctor's whispers by the kid from MAD magazine March 13, 2023