the jay's definitions

porcupine

When a guy spikes out his pubic hair, like a porcupine's needles.

Damn Tang, Your porcupine is stabbing my hips again

by the jay April 27, 2005

cushtie

cool or okay. From the English

You got a bj last night? Cushtie.

by the jay October 6, 2004

front runner

Any Yankees fan who has never lived in the New York area.

Dave Dailey, who has lived in Maryland all his life and is a Yankees fan, is a front runner.

by the jay October 7, 2004

badify

to make something worse; lessen the quality of something

I had a good idea for the project, but my partner badified it and we flunked it.

by the jay February 27, 2005

stupid mick

An ethnic epithet for an Irishman, usually resultant of their angry, druken temperament.

Matt O'Meara, a man from Dublin who has no common sense, is a stupid mick

by the jay December 24, 2004

dumnass

one who cannot type because of excessive speed

Nick, who wrote the word finnished when he meant finished, is a dumnass

by the jay December 24, 2004