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When a male in private is masturbating and other people occupying the same residence or workplace are walking around and talking so loudly the person masturbating can hear them and that person is unable to obtain an orgasm successfully. Because of this the penis starts to get sore, they get blue balls, their blood presure and heart rate raises, and they get very extremely angry and frustrated.
Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.
Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.
I was in the bathroom masturbating and I got Cock Anger cuz my mom kept walking around and talking on the phone. She needs to plant her ass in a chair and get off the phone!
by The Jax April 19, 2007
Get the Cock Anger mug.During a BarMitzvah or BatMitzvah, when the majority of adolescent girls attending that are wearing pantyhose, stockings, tights, or are barefoot take off their shoes and put on socks for the remainder of the event. This can come to quite a disappointment to men twenty years old or older who find it attractive and arousing to view the feet of adolescent girls. Out of disappointment and sometimes anger, a man of this nature may describe this event as a "Sock Mitzvah" when conversating to others.
"I was so happy to be invited to my friend's little cousin's BatMitzvah so I could see all the girls prancing around in their stockings and barefeet without shoes on. But his aunt is a real bitch and told all the girls to bring socks. So during the reception, the event became a Sock Mitzvah and I left early because I was really pissed off!"
by The Jax January 17, 2007
Get the Sock Mitzvah mug.When an older perverted guy who knows better, runs into a girl between 9 and 12 in a bathing suit wearing a white t-shirt over it, and the guy has the disturbing urge to want to see the girls under developed, yet already growing breasts. The trick involves tricking the girl into taking her bathing suit top off with her shirt on, claiming she can not do it. Then when she does it, the guy squirts her t-shirt with water. Most of the time, the girl is gullible enough to think he is just playing around. Sometimes, the girl catches on and isn't very happy about it. In rare cases, the police are called and the guy has a lot of explaining to do.
I was on the beach with my 11 y/o nieces friend. She was wearing a white t-shirt over her bathing suit. I knew it was wrong but I had a water gun and I attempted the Tween Wet White T-shirt Trick. She caught on with what I was doing after the fact and she didn't appreciate it. Neither did her parents or my niece........ or the cop........ or the judge.
by The Jax May 3, 2007
Get the Tween Wet White T-shirt Trick mug.When you have a major hurricane hitting your area and all your family and extended family gets together in someone's house to take refuge from the storm within the storm area. Usually a Category 2 hurricane or above. A male finds a female family member he finds attractive, usually an adolescent, and tricks her into thinking they will not make it out alive when in reality, the chance of them losing their life in the hurricane is very minimal.
The male then leads the female to a secluded place in the shelter and has consensual sex with her. Afterwards, the hurricane is over and everything is fine and the female is so embarrassed she doesn't tell anyone about the event.
The male then leads the female to a secluded place in the shelter and has consensual sex with her. Afterwards, the hurricane is over and everything is fine and the female is so embarrassed she doesn't tell anyone about the event.
Hurricane Katrina was coming so my entire family and extended family went over my grandmother's house for shelter.
When the hurricane hit, the walls were shaking and my younger cousin was scared. I took her in the other room. It was just me and her and got away with a Hurricane Incest Trick.
Afterwards, there was so much damage and she was so happy we were alive she totally forgot I screwed her brains out.
When the hurricane hit, the walls were shaking and my younger cousin was scared. I took her in the other room. It was just me and her and got away with a Hurricane Incest Trick.
Afterwards, there was so much damage and she was so happy we were alive she totally forgot I screwed her brains out.
by The Jax October 13, 2008
Get the Hurricane Incest Trick mug.When a male with a foot fetish, usually of younger girls, takes pieces of paper and writes on them with black magic marker, making a sign. The signs usually pertains to requests such as "Put your feet on the dashboard" or "take off your shoes" or "You have nice feet". Other messages vary depending on the person's creativity and their taste. The male then puts these signs in their car. When driving, the male shows these signs to girls in other cars, most usually passengers. When the male shows the signs, the female will sometimes comply to the request.
by The Jax May 20, 2007
Get the Foot Fetish Driving Signs mug.When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.
After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.
by The Jax May 20, 2007
Get the Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation mug.When a man gives hints, requests, orders, or complains for women in his home and work life to dress like a secretary, such as Jenna Fischers character on hit TV Show "The Office". The reason for this is for the man to find it attractive yet he is merely a voyeur and it rarely leads to sex.
In some cases it can lead to break ups, seperations, and divorces in home life situations where a wife a girlfriend will continuely not comply with the mans request. In a work environment, it can also lead to sexual harrassment.
In some cases it can lead to break ups, seperations, and divorces in home life situations where a wife a girlfriend will continuely not comply with the mans request. In a work environment, it can also lead to sexual harrassment.
My boss at work has made it mandatory that all women in the office dress professionally requiring a professional secretary type clothing. We think he has Jenna Fischer Syndrome as I know he is obsessed with "The Office" and has a picture of her on his wall. This ain't the Micheal Scott Paper Company ya know!
by The Jax April 26, 2009
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