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When you have a major hurricane hitting your area and all your family and extended family gets together in someone's house to take refuge from the storm within the storm area. Usually a Category 2 hurricane or above. A male finds a female family member he finds attractive, usually an adolescent, and tricks her into thinking they will not make it out alive when in reality, the chance of them losing their life in the hurricane is very minimal.
The male then leads the female to a secluded place in the shelter and has consensual sex with her. Afterwards, the hurricane is over and everything is fine and the female is so embarrassed she doesn't tell anyone about the event.
The male then leads the female to a secluded place in the shelter and has consensual sex with her. Afterwards, the hurricane is over and everything is fine and the female is so embarrassed she doesn't tell anyone about the event.
Hurricane Katrina was coming so my entire family and extended family went over my grandmother's house for shelter.
When the hurricane hit, the walls were shaking and my younger cousin was scared. I took her in the other room. It was just me and her and got away with a Hurricane Incest Trick.
Afterwards, there was so much damage and she was so happy we were alive she totally forgot I screwed her brains out.
When the hurricane hit, the walls were shaking and my younger cousin was scared. I took her in the other room. It was just me and her and got away with a Hurricane Incest Trick.
Afterwards, there was so much damage and she was so happy we were alive she totally forgot I screwed her brains out.
by The Jax October 13, 2008
Get the Hurricane Incest Trickmug. When an older perverted guy who knows better, runs into a girl between 9 and 12 in a bathing suit wearing a white t-shirt over it, and the guy has the disturbing urge to want to see the girls under developed, yet already growing breasts. The trick involves tricking the girl into taking her bathing suit top off with her shirt on, claiming she can not do it. Then when she does it, the guy squirts her t-shirt with water. Most of the time, the girl is gullible enough to think he is just playing around. Sometimes, the girl catches on and isn't very happy about it. In rare cases, the police are called and the guy has a lot of explaining to do.
I was on the beach with my 11 y/o nieces friend. She was wearing a white t-shirt over her bathing suit. I knew it was wrong but I had a water gun and I attempted the Tween Wet White T-shirt Trick. She caught on with what I was doing after the fact and she didn't appreciate it. Neither did her parents or my niece........ or the cop........ or the judge.
by The Jax May 3, 2007
Get the Tween Wet White T-shirt Trickmug. When a barefoot but clothed girl between ages 11 and 25 with pretty feet and legs puts herself in a non-sexual position, either sitting on the floor or in a chair, where she puts her feet up, bringing her knees to her chest and her heels to her butt, in a way that it looks like she is presenting her feet to another male. Almost 100% of girls who put themelves in this position are doing so to feel comfortable. Most male who have feet and leg fetishes for younger girls called this position by this name and find it arousing.
I was over a friend's house. After dinner we sat on the floor with his family and talked. My friend's younger sister was barefoot and put herself in a Devine Offering Position. She had no idea I was turned on and I wanted to play with her feet so bad!
by The Jax April 19, 2007
Get the Devine Offering Positionmug. When a non-jewish male of adult age having no knowledge of the jewish religion is aroused and attracted to Jewish adolescent women that are dressed up and wear pantyhose.
I was at the Palisades Center Mall on Sunday and I seen Phil. I said hello and asked him what brought him to the mall today. He said "Well every Sunday the hot jewish teens come out of the woodwork and come to shop at this mall all dressed up because they just came from temple and find that hot". So I said, "Ok well um aren't you almost 30, Phil?". He replied, "I look but don't touch. Then I remember what I see and go home and screw the brains out of my ugly girlfriend with the lights off".
Phil is such a Jewishophile!
Phil is such a Jewishophile!
by The Jax August 5, 2009
Get the Jewishophilemug. When an individual that works for an employer, who hasn't been fired and is still employed, stops recieving a paycheck due to a payroll screw up. Everytime the individual attempts to follow up on the problem, the person in charge of payroll will call it by that name. Usually, due to the high demands and deadlines in any given payroll department, the probability of the problem being corrected is very low unless a very high level supervisor has become involved. The problem can last for weeks, even months, forcing the individual to get another job or quit all together. Usually getting denied unemployment for quiting. In rare cases, the individual, who quits, will recieve a W-2 form at the end of the year showing all wages, yet a large amount of those wages still have not been paid.
1) I went to pick up my paycheck Friday and my boss did not have it when they came. Payroll was closed and I had to wait till Monday. I called them on Monday and they told me that I should have been paid and that there was an Ongoing Payroll Issue and that it would work itself out shortly. 16 weeks later, I got another job and sued the bastards!
by The Jax May 2, 2007
Get the Ongoing Payroll Issuemug. When a male with a foot fetish, usually of younger girls, takes pieces of paper and writes on them with black magic marker, making a sign. The signs usually pertains to requests such as "Put your feet on the dashboard" or "take off your shoes" or "You have nice feet". Other messages vary depending on the person's creativity and their taste. The male then puts these signs in their car. When driving, the male shows these signs to girls in other cars, most usually passengers. When the male shows the signs, the female will sometimes comply to the request.
by The Jax May 20, 2007
Get the Foot Fetish Driving Signsmug. An open-toed rubber sandal. Mostly worn by adolescent girls for comfort or fashion and very common in the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania area and its suburbs in New Jersey and Delaware.
Very common with adolescent girls that play middle school and high school sports. More common with girls who play sports that participate in soccer, field hockey, lacrosse, and swimming. Most usually worn before or after a game and sometimes during school.
It is also quite common to be worn by adolescent girls that attend catholic school, while in their uniform, when they are traveling to and from school, by car or public transportation or walking, or after school at a public place such as a fast food place or the mall.
The three malls in the Philadelphia Area where you will find most catholic school girls wearing Adidas Sandals after school are Franklin Mills, Deptford Mall, and Moorestown Mall.
Most catholic school girls that wear these usually put their adidas sandals in their lockers during school. It is uncommon for unattractive girls to wear them.
A lot of men, 20 years old and older, who have a fetish for adolescent girls and their feet or who have a catholic school girl fetish, often find this very attractive and arousing. Some girls that attend catholic schools that require them to wear tights with their uniform, notably St Hubert Catholic High School For Girls, will wear socks under their tights for the reason that they do not want their feet to stink or because they do not want other guys to see their feet or toes. The term for this is often called "Hubert Denied" and is often used in conversation by guys, who share the same interests, who are disappointed or angry when they thought they could see the girl's feet through her brown St Hubert tights when later all they saw was an outline of her foot in a sock.
Also very common to be worn, with or without socks, by girls between the ages of 18 and 21, attending college while at their dorm or going to, from, anr/or attending class.
Very common with adolescent girls that play middle school and high school sports. More common with girls who play sports that participate in soccer, field hockey, lacrosse, and swimming. Most usually worn before or after a game and sometimes during school.
It is also quite common to be worn by adolescent girls that attend catholic school, while in their uniform, when they are traveling to and from school, by car or public transportation or walking, or after school at a public place such as a fast food place or the mall.
The three malls in the Philadelphia Area where you will find most catholic school girls wearing Adidas Sandals after school are Franklin Mills, Deptford Mall, and Moorestown Mall.
Most catholic school girls that wear these usually put their adidas sandals in their lockers during school. It is uncommon for unattractive girls to wear them.
A lot of men, 20 years old and older, who have a fetish for adolescent girls and their feet or who have a catholic school girl fetish, often find this very attractive and arousing. Some girls that attend catholic schools that require them to wear tights with their uniform, notably St Hubert Catholic High School For Girls, will wear socks under their tights for the reason that they do not want their feet to stink or because they do not want other guys to see their feet or toes. The term for this is often called "Hubert Denied" and is often used in conversation by guys, who share the same interests, who are disappointed or angry when they thought they could see the girl's feet through her brown St Hubert tights when later all they saw was an outline of her foot in a sock.
Also very common to be worn, with or without socks, by girls between the ages of 18 and 21, attending college while at their dorm or going to, from, anr/or attending class.
1. "I saw this Philly catholic high school girl in her uniform wearing Adidas Sandals. Oh my god, she was so hot!"
2. "I was at our High School's Girls Varsity Soccer game. After the game, I saw a girl and all her teammates take off their pads and socks and put on Adidas Sandals. In turn, I got a major woody."
3. "Cottman Avenue and Torresdale Avenue in Philadelphia, is the mecca of girls in school uniforms wearing adidas sandals! We call it Huberts HQ."
4. "Sorority girls are so hot in their barefoot Adidas Sandals!"
2. "I was at our High School's Girls Varsity Soccer game. After the game, I saw a girl and all her teammates take off their pads and socks and put on Adidas Sandals. In turn, I got a major woody."
3. "Cottman Avenue and Torresdale Avenue in Philadelphia, is the mecca of girls in school uniforms wearing adidas sandals! We call it Huberts HQ."
4. "Sorority girls are so hot in their barefoot Adidas Sandals!"
by The Jax January 18, 2007
Get the adidas sandalsmug.