the ham's definitions

nut bat

someone that hangs around another person, like bats hang upside down from a cave, so much that they seem to just be on that persons nuts all the time.

Yasmin has hanging around the office with Keith all day. She's just like a nut bat.

by the ham October 25, 2005

grinch effect

a chick that looks good from behind but when she turns around she looks like the grinch (that stole christmas).

I was in the club last night and being on those drink had me hooked on this chick until the grinch effect kicked in.

by the ham October 27, 2005

cookie monster

female sexual reproduction organ

Dude that chick was really hot. I hope I get to see her cookie monster.

by the ham December 28, 2005

nibble on my bacon

The act of performing oral sex.

"I got that new chick from work to come over and nibble on my bacon the other night."

by the ham January 29, 2006

butt cookies

human waste released from the anus.

John went to the bathroom and dropped some butt cookies in the toilet.

by the ham October 25, 2005

Ham

A large or small slab of raw or cooked pork that is usually covered in some sauce. It is served at many events, cristmass, thanksgiving birthday.

Uses
- eating

This is the most common

- slapping

This is used usually in memes trolling and slapping people you’re mad at.
- watching

Just that

I eat ham.

by The ham May 30, 2018

champing out

The ability for one person to have sex with another person for an extremely long period of time while making a lot of noise.

Dude, Nick was need do with his girl last night champing out.

by the ham October 25, 2005