the great one's definitions

aristokat

A respectable African-American gentleman.

also spelled aristocat

Mr. Bentley Fonzworth is an aristokat.

by The Great One February 26, 2004

the handoff

A sexual act in which one ejaculates into his own hand and throws the product into the face of his partner.

"My girlfriend really likes sports. She took the Handoff like a champion."

by The Great One January 28, 2005

Splinter

Leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

Splinter... the shredder has taken april!

by The Great One April 22, 2004

aristocat

A respectable African-American gentleman.

also spelled aristokat

Mr. Bentley Fonzworth is an aristocat.

by The Great One February 26, 2004

New York Subway Smash

Due to the title of this one, it is only appropriate when performed in New York AND in a Subway... now... we can proceed... Ths New York Subway Smash... is when doing a girl doggy style or giving her the LDFDB on the subway.. she should be holding on to the rails at this point... when almost reaching climax she should loosen her grip reach for the emergency break ultimately smashing her bitchass through the window

I don't like that dirty bitch so I gave her the new york subway smash

by The Great One April 22, 2004

Juice Off

When two juices are pitted against each other in a bid to determine which juice is the more superior.

the organic pressed apple beat the aldi apple in the 3rd annual juice off.

by The Great One July 23, 2004

Sir William Wallace

infamous scotish rebel leader, as played by mel gibson

they can never talk are spirit

by the great one May 13, 2005