4 definitions by the gordano
When you jerk off in the shower, and the semen mixes with the water, creating a sticky, white glue otherwise known as shower cement.
Damnit Billy! You could have cleaned up in the shower! My feet are stuck to the tub with all that shower cement you've been making!
by the gordano January 5, 2017
When you bang a horny Tinder girl, and you find out she's hiding meaty lips in her panties, otherwise known as beef curtains. Hence, beef Tinderoni.
Jenny was so hot in her Tinder pic. I swiped right so fast. When we met up, I felt some extra meat in her pants. Once she slid them panties off, BAM! Full-blown beef Tinderoni! Still ate it though.
by the gordano January 5, 2017
When you shit, piss, and cum in a girl's mouth and use your dick as ladle to stir up the delicious soup.
by the gordano September 14, 2010
After meeting on Farmer's Meet, and dating for 2 weeks, Jenny finally gave Timothy a squeaky eel behind the barn.
by the gordano June 25, 2016