wedlock

Wedlock is not the "art of bastard breeding," nor is it "illegitamate children," (sic) nor is it "the act of having children before marriage."

Wedlock is the state of being married, or it can mean matrimony.

Wedlock should not be confused with the phrase 'out of wedlock' which means that something has taken place or one or more people are out of the state of being married (read: unwed).
Billy was a bastard born out of wedlock.

Bobby-Sue and Johnny will no longer be in wedlock after their divorce and annulment.
by The General September 20, 2005
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DST

DST, or daylight saving time, is both a blessing and a curse. Its purpose is to make the day longer (daylight saving) by setting clocks forward one hour. This initially screws us over by depriving us of one hour of sleep on the first saturday night in April. However, it also allows us to enjoy the sunlight for an extra hour in the summertime, letting us party hardy every night for that extra 60 minutes.
Jim: DST fucked me over last night, I only got 5 hours of sleep.
Bill: Yeah but think of all the extra daylight we will have this summer, during which we can party hardy.
by The General April 04, 2004
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Despaire

A truly disgusting person, quite possibly the ugliest person in existence.
OH fuck, it's Despaire!!!!
by The General February 03, 2005
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remeed

One who is a remedial student one who acts as if life is the 4th grade one who is not intelligent yet does not attend Special Education classes and does not use illegal drugs, but hangs out with Kyle Hudson
Amber Posey is writing notes during class to her boyfriend like a remeed.
by The General January 31, 2003
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440

A really pimpin' way to keep your car cool when your AC is busted or you don't have one - 4 windows down going 40 mph.
The AC's busted again? Looks like we gotta pull a 440 up in this bitch.
by The General July 07, 2004
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remo

n. one who is retarded emotionally; origin comes from the combination of the words 'retard' and 'emotion' using the tenses of the former
She cheated on him but he keeps going back to her, the fucking remo.

She still likes him even though he's an asshole to her, she's so remoed.
by The General December 10, 2003
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munchjob

The art of pleasing a girl's pussy through the use of another's mouth. Usually aided by a munchjob kit. Invented by Hannah.

also see munch
After giving her a munchjob I had a strange craving for Red Lobster.
by The General November 23, 2003
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