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Even't

1) An odd number

2) When someone gets away with something and another person can't get back at them for it, or "can't get even" with them
1)

Person 1: What's 3 times 9?
Person 2: Even't.
Person 1: No dude, it's 27...
Person 2: Exactly, even't.
Person 1: What dafuq does that mean?
Person 2: An odd number, like 27, or just any number that isn't even! Your name has an odd number in it too. 1's even't.
Person 1: Don't make fun of my name, bitch.

2)

Nguyen: Boy, get yo ass back hee. We got beef to settle, ya dickwad.

Trevor: I guess you could say we're even't.

Nguyen: You such a pussy.
by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023
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Time

was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.
Albert: Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.
Timothy: Wise words from a wise man.
by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023
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The first Urban Dictionary definition

It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999
Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES
by the fresh king of bel air June 29, 2023
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pull an Al Capone

1) To forget to or be unable to pay your taxes.

2) To commit tax evasion.
1)
CIAGuy1: Man, I can't believe that guy pulled an Al Capone on us again! This is the third year in a row!
CIAGuy2: From what I can tell, the guy doesn't make a lot of money. I wouldn't blame it on him.

2)
CIAGuy1: That scoundrel is always getting away with tax evasion!
CIAGuy2: I know. He's always able to pull an Al Capone on us.
by the fresh king of bel air June 23, 2023
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Gun't

Person 1: Check me out homie. Strapped wit' da gun't.
Person 2: Damn nigga, get a lock fo' that shi.
by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023
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Water

The liquid form of ice.
Homeless Guy: Hey guys, let's all crack open a nice cold can of water.
Homeless Guy Friend 1: Fuck yeah.
Homeless Guy Friend 2: Water is the shit.
by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023
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o.g

You're probably here from cinimodde's "December 19 1999" definition. There's no "o.g" here made by a bob in 1999. I checked all 70 pages, man.
Person 1: Man, I heard that there was a rare 1999 definition called "o.g" made by bob on December 19th, 1999.
Person 2: Nope, that's a myth. But maybe one day, we will truly find a 1999 definition. The search continues.
Person 1: Aw man. That sucks ass.
Person 3: Hey guys, I found a "1999" definition!1!
Person 1 and 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP
by the fresh king of bel air June 28, 2023
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