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Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES
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2) When someone gets away with something and another person can't get back at them for it, or "can't get even" with them
2) When someone gets away with something and another person can't get back at them for it, or "can't get even" with them
1)
Person 1: What's 3 times 9?
Person 2: Even't.
Person 1: No dude, it's 27...
Person 2: Exactly, even't.
Person 1: What dafuq does that mean?
Person 2: An odd number, like 27, or just any number that isn't even! Your name has an odd number in it too. 1's even't.
Person 1: Don't make fun of my name, bitch.
2)
Nguyen: Boy, get yo ass back hee. We got beef to settle, ya dickwad.
Trevor: I guess you could say we're even't.
Nguyen: You such a pussy.
Person 1: What's 3 times 9?
Person 2: Even't.
Person 1: No dude, it's 27...
Person 2: Exactly, even't.
Person 1: What dafuq does that mean?
Person 2: An odd number, like 27, or just any number that isn't even! Your name has an odd number in it too. 1's even't.
Person 1: Don't make fun of my name, bitch.
2)
Nguyen: Boy, get yo ass back hee. We got beef to settle, ya dickwad.
Trevor: I guess you could say we're even't.
Nguyen: You such a pussy.
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Jimothy: Man, this ice tastes so delicious. I could eat it up all day.
Henry: Go climb a tree, Jimothy, you're weird as fuck.
Henry: Go climb a tree, Jimothy, you're weird as fuck.
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Person 1: Check me out homie. Strapped wit' da gun't.
Person 2: Damn nigga, get a lock fo' that shi.
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