mewwiww

merrill. cursed by her parents with a name containing the two letters she cannot pronounce due to a serious speech impediment.
hewwo, my name is mewwiww.
by the fishy April 30, 2005
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The Keeper

an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.
fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.
by the fishy April 30, 2005
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wappity

if two penises were to have a conversation . . .

penis 1: wappity wappity.
penis 2: wappity wap-wappity wap.
by the fishy April 30, 2005
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friend

a friend in need's a friend indeed.
a friend with weed is better.
a friend with breasts and all the rest.
a friend who's dressed in leather.
who's your best friend?

that dominatrix with the big titties smokin' a blunt and beggin' me to fuck her.
by the fishy May 01, 2005
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fascism

1. the bush administration

2. "democracy" frequently used as a euphemism, along with "liberty" and "freedom"
hey, the patriot act is awesome! woo fascism!
by the fishy April 30, 2005
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donkey show

as stated above, refers to a woman getting fucked by a donkey, often performed for the pleasure of refined gentleman.

one variation (specifically found in tijuana) is a competition in which different whores fuck the donkey. the depth to which they are penetrated is marked by tying a red ribbon (a la tony orlando and dawn) 'round the donkey's cock. the girl who takes it the deepest wins (i guess?).
person: what's that gold medal for?

whore: i won first prize at the tijuana donkey show.
by the fishy April 30, 2005
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