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Definitions by the daddy

scoobynet 

Internet site scoobynet.co.uk
where assorted idiots talk about how much faster their subaru is than every other car on the road including ferraris and porches. Also despite being a car site has forums for DIY (my subaru is a better drill then a Black and decker). sport ( my subaru is a better football player than david beckham) and other crap like muppets where wankers talk rubbish all day and say wibble.
Get a life, moi, nope I am going to spend each and every day on scoobynet.
scoobynet by the daddy February 26, 2004
1. Scooby doo = clue if you are a wannabe cockney wanker

2. A cartoon dog.


3. The way a certain type of fool refers to a subaru impreza car. These are the same fools that spend all day on scoobynet becuase they have blagged thier way into crap IT jobs and have nothing better to do. Beware going to scoobynet.co.uk and mentioning that actually subarus are not the fastest cars in the world may result in people sending you death threats.
1> I ain't got a scooby me old china.

2> scooby dooby dooo

3> So there I was right behind this porshce 911 turbo in my scooby doing eighty then I floored it accerlerated so fast I took off over took it and left it in my wake.
scooby by the daddy February 26, 2004
that girl has a very hairy koosa
koosa by the daddy October 20, 2003
chutt mera klun
klun by the daddy October 20, 2003

underpants 

The garment traditionally worn underneath trousers to stop your old man from chaffing on your zip.
Do you have holes in your underpants?
How do you get them on then?!
underpants by The Daddy March 13, 2003

spazz out 

a) To make a sudden and unplanned movement, a twitch, usually caused by being so stoned u just flinch for no reason and the person sat next to u thinks ur weird.
b) When you have consumed too many drugs/too much alcohol and u blackout on the floor and twitch when you are unconcious. (an epileptic fit is also known as a spazz out)
a) Whoa my leg just spazzed out, Im so stoned.
b) I dont think I should hav...smack, dribble, twitch twitch twitch
spazz out by The Daddy March 13, 2003

safety net 

To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination
Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk
safety net by The Daddy March 13, 2003