A swordsman whose unrivaled powers of seduction have elevated him to near-mythic status among his friends.
Nate scored last night at the club, which is, like, his third hookup this week. Dude is a straight-up trim reaper.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008

v.
A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, the next guy I see emowobble to Bright Eyes is going to get a mouthful of angry.
by The Commodore July 20, 2007

n.
A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.
v.
We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
v.
We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
by The Commodore July 20, 2007

Inclined toward potent feelings of brotherhood with your male friends, often displayed through the emotional profession of platonic affection.
So I tried to help Sam get over his cheating girlfriend. But after he knocked back a couple of beers, he got all bromantic and attempted to hug me.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008

The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008

A person who is particularly deft at tracking down and helping acquire illicit, substances, especially marijuana. Note: He's not a drug dealer, but rather makes the connection between buyer and seller.
by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Stand for ( just jizz january) it’s a form of redemption for the people who didn’t perform good in DDD ( destroy dick december)
teddy: man DDD was hard pun intended i couldn’t finish it
willy : don’t sweat it man you have a second chance in JJJ
teddy : what’s JJJ
willy : just jizz january
willy : don’t sweat it man you have a second chance in JJJ
teddy : what’s JJJ
willy : just jizz january
by the commodore January 02, 2021
