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nugget

Dude, that blonde chick is such a nugget...you should go talk to her.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the nuggetmug.

Defcon

Stands for "defecation condition" - a play off of the government acronym for "defense condition". Refers to the varying, and usually scaling, levels of severity relating to an impending bowel movement. The direction of the sliding scale varies from user to user, but typical usage labels Defcon 1 as the least urgent, and Defcon 5 as an imminent expulsion (the opposite of the defense department's usage).
Dude, I was at Defcon 5 and nearly shit my pants. Luckily we drove by a Carl's Jr. and I was able to drop a load.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the Defconmug.

doad

Dude, that guy's a full on doad.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the doadmug.

culinary colonialism

the act of going to another country and telling them how to make their ethnic food
Hey Slim, people in mexico have no idea how to make a chalupa, so I used some culinary colonialism to show them where to put the baja sauce.
by The Colonel December 2, 2003
mugGet the culinary colonialismmug.

bats in the cave

Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.
Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the bats in the cavemug.

foo-king do-may

Alternate pronunciation for "fucking dumb ass". Can be spoken in a French accent, hence the Franco-inspired pronunciation.
Tell Pierre that he's a foo-king do-may.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the foo-king do-maymug.

warbly

Uneven ripples on waves (similar to a boat wake) typically caused by angled backwash during an ebbing tide. These ripples warp the wave and create an unsteady, wobbly ride (warp + wobbbly = warbly).
Dude, that wave was so warbly that I wiped out.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
mugGet the warblymug.

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