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floater shot

A topper shot on a cocktail that floats on the top of the cocktail, aka a floater. As an extra kick to the drink
Adam: Hey bartender, give me a bushwhacker with a floater shot for a kick.

Bartender: One bushwhacker with a floater, coming up!
by the comand'r October 28, 2021
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...
by the comand'r November 20, 2023
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fonduece

What comes out of you the morning after eating a whole lot of cheese. Also known as a fondump.
Dude, I went to this wine and cheese party last night and ate so much cheese that I blew out a fonduece this morning. It was sloppy!
by the comand'r October 5, 2013
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...
by the comand'r November 16, 2023
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location dropper

Someone who regularly references where they have been in an effort to make them sound important. Similar to a name dropper, but uses places instead of names.
I just had lunch with Shannon - she is such a location dropper. We were just catching up on the past and she could not help but to continue to subtly brag about all the travel she has done. While at lunch she found it necessary to tell me that her baguette was nothing like the ones she had in Paris last month, her wine tasted nothing like the wine in Tuscany that she had last week and the service could not hold a candle to the Ritz, where she is returning to next month.
by the comand'r October 17, 2013
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front butthole

Another name for your belly button because it looks like a butthole on your stomach.
I went camping last week for 6 days and got so dirty that I spent about 15 minutes cleaning out my front butthole. Would have taken me less time, but I am an inny, not an outy.
by the comand'r September 5, 2017
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carolleft

The act of making a left on a red left turn arrow as per the recommendation, nay mandate, from Adam Carolla, e.g. Car roll left.
I was in a rush to get to work the other day and listening to my favorite podcast, Guinness Book's #1 podcast that is, and was stopped at a left turn arrow unnecessarily, so I pulled a carolleft and was on my way - no chicken-shit ticket to be had.
by the comand'r May 29, 2016
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