Pie hole to bye hole

Simple 5 word term for the digestion process. Going from the pie hole (mouth/input) to the bye hole (ass hole/output).

Tamara: Adam, you don’t seem like you enjoy my cooking anymore.

Adam: I love your cooking. Just recently the pace of the pie hole to bye hole has picked up a bit. Not sure if I am aging or if you’ve been recently spicing up the dishes. I had a reaper reminder the other day. I woke up and had to blast mud and it was hot.

by the comand'r June 18, 2021

crappy ending

The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.

Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...

by the comand'r October 27, 2014

plowed and loud

When someone is hammered thereby driving their voice up significantly.

I love the Gru, but he's noisy enough when he's sober, but when he drinks he is plowed and loud

by the comand'r October 26, 2017

home coworker

Your spouse or family member when you are working from home. Corollary to office husband or office wife.

Dennis: Pam just walked in while I was on my conference call. As we have to share our home and both sustain our working environments, I am learning to manage along with my home coworker. When this Coronavirus blows over, I am going to introduce Pam to Jenny so that my home coworker can meet my office wife. Perhaps tonight I will call a meeting with my home coworker to put some effort toward producing a corona boomer.

by the comand'r April 03, 2020

two new ears

What a very talkative person is always in search of, e.g. someone who has not yet tuned them out.

At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.

by the comand'r February 24, 2019

no pants month

April 2020: COVID-19 Shelter In Place. Nuff said.

Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?

Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.

by the comand'r March 22, 2020

dude diligence

Getting proper approval from your male friend(s) to proceed with a course of action.

Chuck: Dude, I just saw Rick macking with Kate at the mall. I thought Kate was still with Tommy.
Sean: Hey man, it’s cool. I heard that Rick broke it off with Kate and he cleared Tommy to date Kate, so Tommy did his dude diligence.

by the comand'r November 15, 2013