the admiral's definitions

booze-hound

Margot Kidder in Superman 3.

Margot Kidder is a fucking booze-hound in Superman 3

by The Admiral July 8, 2003

Mcgruff

1. Crime dog
2. Used to describe a smell like that of a dog.
3. Libby

"I need to take a shower, I'm getting a bit Mcgruff."

by The Admiral July 23, 2003

Porkor

God of Pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Machine God Loki

"Porkor is going to be so pleased with this BLT i'm eating for him."

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

Machine Curse

To curse a lesser person for getting in your way by doing some you hate or find stupid. Works on all kinds of machines and is very effective when smiting someone is totally called for.

"Machine curse on you!"

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

ass-walk

To walk ones ass home.

Created by Ben on Real Life Radio

Go ass-walk home.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

Lords of Colic

Former name of organization now know as the Suburban Mercenaries.

The Lords of Colic changed their name to the Suburban Mercenaries.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

vekin

pure boiling rage, usually during heated telephone exchanges.

"RRRRRRRRaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!"

SLAMS PHONE.

by the admiral November 13, 2003