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Definitions by the Prophet

Bring Back Hairy Pussies.
A "grass roots" movement to bring back that oh so sexy 70's look.
bbhp by the prophet April 19, 2005

anti-americanism 

A major world religion that gained sudden popularity in mid-2002 in all countries apart from the USA, following the inspired actions of the largely misunderestimated President G W Bush, head of the 'Parents Against Scary Things' society. See also 'sanity'.
US Citizen - Why don't none you folks like us guys no more?

Anyone Else - We've realised that Christianity is a considerably less appealing religion than anti-americanism.
anti-americanism by The Prophet March 19, 2005
The name given to kirtland, stands for mormons, murderers, and melon heads
Damn, I live in 3M.
3m by the prophet June 7, 2004

melon head 

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.
melon head by the prophet June 7, 2004

governator 

California's answer to Minnesota's former governer Jesse "the body" Ventura. Now maybe California's governor can kick Minnesota's governors ass. We'll see if Gray will be back.
The terminator kicked Gray Davis' democratic ass!!!
Democrats piss me off!!!

Where'd Gray go? He's been erased
governator by the Prophet August 7, 2003

jesse jackson 

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.
jesse jackson by the prophet July 30, 2003

Strom Thurmond 

1. A withered old southern racist fart who once spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes without sitting down to protest the civil rights act of 1957.
2. Trent Lott's bufu buddy
That old bastard is finally dead. He decided to check out after he heard about the supreme court voting in favor of gay rights. Good riddens, you old fuck.
Strom Thurmond by the prophet June 27, 2003