Definitions by the Poopsmith

flapping the paper asshole 

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

flapping the paper asshole by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014

mudpuppy 

Effectively, another Term for shit.

"I'll be there in a minute. I'm going to go take a mudpuppy."

mudpuppy by the Poopsmith January 29, 2014

assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.

Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol

assmongrels by the poopsmith July 9, 2003

Bananass

Insult or put-down; Implies that one puts bananas up one's bum.

Brandon you fucking bananass, stfu and take a fucking seat.

Bananass by The Poopsmith April 9, 2003