the Little Kid's definitions

Dirty Al

The name for the lustful eye usually given by the dirty, old uncle usually directed at the underage daughter or niece.

Also a name for the "I want to have sex with you because you look underage" look.

The dirty version of "pretty eyes".

Little Lady Student: Teacher, teacher!! A strange, looking mexican across the street was giving me the Dirty Al. He gave me the creeps!!
Teacher: Dammit!! I told my husband to stay at home!!

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

Panda Claus

Usually mistaken for panda claws, he is really the Chinese St. Nick.

Panda Claus landed on the roof with his Mitsubishi, and spread joy throughout the neighborhood with gifts of bowls of noodles.

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

Mexican Money

$2000 a week. Derived from Roman numeral MM.

Burbo: Dude, that new mexican they hired is making Mexican money. And all he does is wash dem dishes.
Bingo: For real!! I wish I had Mexican skills like that. Slave pay sucks. We should become Mexican.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Gigi

The name of your girlfriend when you put your public business on the internet.

All of my internet buddies think my girlfriend's name is Gigi.

by the Little Kid June 14, 2006

Black Money

Welfare. Government money.

Dude: I just copped me a house with my Black money.
Dudette: Cot damn!! Guh'ment got a lot of free money, huh?

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

deuce times twelve

Another name for a giant ass shit.

Johnny just dropped a deuce times twelve.
He said that shit hurt!!

by The Little Kid May 28, 2006

pizza boy

The boy you uncontrollably want to have a sex-only relationship with.

Rampa: Check out that boy shopping for toothpaste. What a hottie!!
Rumpa: You should make him your pizza boy.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006