limpo

An erection gone flaccid.

Fatolla got mad at me when my condom fell off. She blamed it on my foot size. I blamed it on my limpo.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

filler up

Another way of telling the gas station pumper to eat a fat one.

Gas Station Pumper: Ay, buddy, what you like?
Driver: Stuff it up your turban, bitch!
Gas Station Pumper: Huh? I can't hear you.
Driver: I said, "Filler up!!"

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Panda Claus

Usually mistaken for panda claws, he is really the Chinese St. Nick.

Panda Claus landed on the roof with his Mitsubishi, and spread joy throughout the neighborhood with gifts of bowls of noodles.

by the Little Kid June 03, 2006

mex-stache

The untrimmed mustache that makes you look like a dirty Mexican.

Tondo didn't shave for a week.
As a result, his friends crowned him Mr. Mex-stache of the month.

by the Little Kid June 14, 2006

toilet hair

The pubes left on a toilet seat.

After taking a piss, Nimbulus realized he was balding when he saw the toilet hair he left behind.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

curb drop

To defecate upon any street curb.

Desperately needing to take a shit and with no porno-potties available, Jarko decided to curb drop behind the car that was sitting across the street.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

glock in

The commencement of a job you plan to get paid for.

"Team Nego, post up for lookout by the second car closest to the corner. Team Ragu, grab your masks and get ready to glock in for work."

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006