the Little Kid's definitions

deuce times twelve

Another name for a giant ass shit.

Johnny just dropped a deuce times twelve.
He said that shit hurt!!

by The Little Kid May 28, 2006

pizza boy

The boy you uncontrollably want to have a sex-only relationship with.

Rampa: Check out that boy shopping for toothpaste. What a hottie!!
Rumpa: You should make him your pizza boy.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Dirty Al

The name for the lustful eye usually given by the dirty, old uncle usually directed at the underage daughter or niece.

Also a name for the "I want to have sex with you because you look underage" look.

The dirty version of "pretty eyes".

Little Lady Student: Teacher, teacher!! A strange, looking mexican across the street was giving me the Dirty Al. He gave me the creeps!!
Teacher: Dammit!! I told my husband to stay at home!!

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

glock in

The commencement of a job you plan to get paid for.

"Team Nego, post up for lookout by the second car closest to the corner. Team Ragu, grab your masks and get ready to glock in for work."

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

mex-stache

The untrimmed mustache that makes you look like a dirty Mexican.

Tondo didn't shave for a week.
As a result, his friends crowned him Mr. Mex-stache of the month.

by the Little Kid June 14, 2006

Black Money

Welfare. Government money.

Dude: I just copped me a house with my Black money.
Dudette: Cot damn!! Guh'ment got a lot of free money, huh?

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Cole's Law

It is the law that, when dining out, either one person will eat everyone's cole slaw, or nobody eats the cole slaw at all.

When Hibby asked his buddy for his cole slaw, everyone pushed their cole slaw to his side of the table by way of the Cole's Law.

by The Little Kid May 31, 2006