Squishy Hippo

The chew toy your dog humps.
EEW!!! Take the squishy hippo AWAY!!!
by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019
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astro-not

A person who dreams of being an astronaut, but never becomes one :(
Oh little Timmy? He turned out to be an astro-not
by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019
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R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E

An abbreviation for when you drive your car off a bridge while texting and driving.
R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E... OOF
by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019
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KABOOGLEADOOGLE

A doggy delicacy
Bro, did you order the KABOOGLEADOOGLE
by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019
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shit-talking mushroom

A very rude mushroom.
That shit-talking mushroom was so rude!!!
by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019
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